Kenny & Stan
random South Park headcanons
His middle name is Jasper, making him Kenny Jasper McCormick
The guys definitely tease him for it, for no real reason though. They just find it weird and unexpected
Has a silver tooth cap on his wisdom tooth, he’s very insecure about it but tries to laugh it off, saying it makes him look like a sexy pirate
“sexy my ass, you look like a crackhead”
Adrenaline junkie to the max. Has so much energy he needs to release, he can’t keep still for more than ten minutes.
He has a death wish and usually drags the guys (Stan) to join him doing some dumb shit like leap frogging on a high way
His escapades can be more tame than that though, but not any less dangerous.
(does that make sense??? nope.)
Loves sports, especially lacrosse and hockey.
Takes random weekend jobs in between school and his part times and uses the money to spoil Karen a little once in a while.
Stan speaks rather good Spanish. He excelled in class, more than he did in French or German which seemed appealing at the time.
When drunk he speaks very poor and broken Spanish and it is utterly hilarious to the guys
“como que dice— uhh... cuatro cervezas por favor!”
“whoo, chicos los locos burritos menosss!”
“mira sofia sin tu mirada—”
Sadly since it’s literally a bunch of nonsense no one really knows what he wants most of the time
Speaking of, when the gang goes out partying he’s usually the one who drinks the most and vomits. He surprisingly only vomits once in one big go.
His vomit smells the worst though, so take it as you will
A heavy sleeper, he passes out from exhaustion, and he’s a big cuddler which doesn’t tend to mix very well. Once he’s asleep and you’re cuddling you can say goodbye to going to the toilet or getting into a different position. You’re t r a p p e d
Gets on well with his grandfather, Marvin. They play card games and gamble together to pass time. Marvin gives good advice it seems.
Still hates it when he calls him Billy
Still plays football, quarterback on the South Park High School team, gets called Stan The Man
author’s note;
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