Thats Showbiz, Baby

30F Bi She/Her. Dan and Phil made me get back on tumblr after 7 years of no social media, so now I guess I’m stuck here looking at gay art until I die. Ugly blog 🤌🏻 all mobile 💪🏻

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[harlotvonquinn]

Preach!

[yourebuckingkiddingme]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[pastelaine]

I need money for my business please

[volatilebbgirl]

Because my friend decided not to send me all of my belongings to me after paying him 100$ and im trying to rebuild everything i need again for work and just life. Pls God. 🙏

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[evilrashida]

I HATE this

[pruzan]

Fab 5 + hand holding

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ve been saying this.

[homefixin2shavemister]

Friends like this always show their true colors the minute y’all have a minor disagreement.

[snorlaxatives]

me whenever a sexual abuser dies

[brucespringsteen]

“this is as patriotic as I’ve felt in a long time” (source)

[ultralaser]

this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop

[swan2swan]

I also forgot I had this queued for Freedom Day well GUESS WHAT KIDS

[speciesofleastconcern]

happy punch nazis in the face day

[santiagonex]

why did god make men last really short during sex while making women last really long during sex? the answer is easy sillies… man on man and woman on woman relationships were ALWAYS meant to be… man jerks off another man and they’re like this is it, it’s enough of an adventurous “sex” for AT LEAST a month…. us lads, we GET each other in EVERY way… while lesbians are out there beating each other’s meat for half an hour and they go to round 2 ten seconds later… they’re strong legends, that’s what they are… long story short, miss nature knows what’s up… so what’s up? mlm and wlw is the NATURAL way of living while a man/woman relationship is just a FORMAL communal way to help procreate gay legends

[lopmon]

[pringlesaremydivision]

so you’ve seen gifs of simone giertz’s shitty robots, right? of course you have.

she’s amazing. she’s hilarious. she’s a woman in STEM, kicking ass.

she just found out she has a brain tumor.

the doctors are pretty sure it’s benign, but it’s big, and she’s gonna have to have pretty major surgery which is gonna keep her from making videos for a while.

while she’s recovering, her patreon is pretty much gonna be her only source of income, so if you enjoy the gifs of her videos, or just want to support a pretty awesome chick who needs some help, you might want to kick a few dollars over that way.

(i’m not associated with simone in any way, i don’t know her - other than the fact that she favorited one of my tweets once! - but i absolutely adore her personality and her work and i haven’t seen any posts about this, so i figured i’d put something up.)

simone’s youtube - instagram - twitter - patreon

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

this is my favourite poem ever

[sadellite]

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

[thingstolovefor]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[chiquitabanana32]

“In retrospect Sandy Hook marked the end of the US gun control debate. Once America decided killing children was bearable, it was over.” -Dan Hodges

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged