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[hornynbbastard]

Intro post bc I haven't yet <3

This is just my blog for horny stuff. I'm transmasc and use they/them pronouns! I'm not a minor, and I'm into anyone really so feel free to interact! I make a lot of posts about t4t, especially transmasc t4t, and a lot of lesbian posts, but all of my friends that are transfemme, intersex, male, or literally any identity, I love y'all!!!! Respectfully but also absolutely in a horny way too.

I use lesbian and transmasc tags bc I feel very aligned with both cultures. For a whole I haven't used lesbian tags bc I'm kinda scared of putting the two together. But I am definitely butch, masc, dyke. And i like transmasc. Not as a label for me really but . Idk it's weird. Anywah pls don't be weird about labels its not cool man.

Anyway on to the fun stuff

More than welcome to:

• reply/comment

• reblog with comments/tags

• send asks (on anon please)

I'm totally okay with sending emojis to show you're a recurring person, but I just really don't like associating a specific person or blog with sexual things.

Please don't:

• message me (sexually, friendly messages are great!)

• send non anon asks

• send nudes or audios

You are more than welcome to be horny to me!!!! Love that!!!!

Kinks:

• orgasm control (edging, denial, overstim especially)

• biting/scratching

• hair pulling

• dom/sub (I'm a switch but typically sub)

• experimentation/examination (not medkink)

• impact play

• some mosterfucking (sometimes. Usually ghosts lol)

• temperature play

• bondage

• not exactly a kink but I love hearing about toys and straps and things

I'll add more as I remember lol

Limits:

• bodily fluids (piss/blood/etc)

• petplay

• ageplay

• r*pe/cnc (I may post some cnc but as a rule it's very touchy so pls dont)

• daddy/mommy (or titles in general tbh)

If you like any of these thats totally fine!!! Love yall and that's great and it doesnt mean i dont want to be mutuals, I just don't want those directed towards me.

[pr3ttypunisherr]

"already?" so fond. fingers not slowing down at all. feeling you twitch, still sensitive, still chasing it even while you're whimpering about how much it is.

you'd been doing so well. holding off, trying to be patient, hips barely moving even as i worked you slow. and then it happened fast, faster than either of us expected, a surprised broken sound slipping out of you before you could stop it.

"hey." tilting your chin up. making you look at me. "don't hide. that was perfect."

you try anyway, face turning into the pillow.

pressing back in. feeling you jolt immediately. still sensitive. still so responsive. "see? your body's still asking for more."

a whimper. hips shifting away slightly. then back. confused about what you actually want right now.

"i know." curling my fingers slow. feeling you gasp. "i know it's a lot. you're sensitive and everything feels bigger than it should right now."

working you slow again. building you back up. watching the way your breathing changes, the way your hands fist in the sheets, the way you try so hard to hold off this time.

getting you right to the edge.

stopping.

a broken sound. hips chasing nothing. "please—"

"i know." rubbing slow circles on your hip. not giving you anything yet. "you're doing so well. just a little longer."

"i can't—" voice cracking. "please i need—"

"you can." so certain. so warm. "you've been so patient already. i just want a little more time with you like this."

starting again. slower this time. deliberate. learning exactly how much you can take before you tip over, finding that threshold and staying right beneath it.

you're shaking by the third time. tears starting to gather, not from anything bad, just from how much it all is.

"i know baby." wiping one away with my thumb without stopping. "i know it's so much right now. you're doing so well."

"please—" barely a word anymore. "please mommy please i can't take it anymore please—"

"okay." finally. so soft. "okay. you've earned it. go ahead. i've got you."

letting you fall apart completely this time. not pulling back. working you through every moment.

waiting until your body has relaxed. pulling you close to me.

"so good." pressing a kiss to your hair. "you did so well. so so well.”

keeping you in my arms. rubbing your back slow.

"i've got you."

[lmmunitys]

#needthat

[alexandritefang]

If boys weren't supposed to be lead around on leashes their bodies wouldn't have a leash built-in like that

Exactly, they look the most beautiful wearing one. Engagement ring? Screw that, they already got on their knees so why not beg to be collared already? Them using ties is just a discreet way to cope with the fact they're not wearing one. Nothing sexier than a dom who knows when when to detach it and reattach the leash, may be for them to go to a fitting room or when a sub seats to eat. No sub ever commands his own leash, so getting a dom that knows when yank on it or let go means they know their sub's needs.

[gaggedbypetals]

mmghff i wanna be naked strapped down to a cold exam table with my legs spread while some bitchy doctor toys with my pussy in front of a few apprentices, smacking my puffy pussy when i try to object to being on display for so many strangers in lab coats

but when they all go they tell me i’m special and the others will never get to touch me the way they do, saying they’ll release me if i be good for the set of students. sticking a finger in and pumping it in and out of my hole for all of them to see

[specterthief]

humbling

[specterthief]

people saying "write what you want to see in the world!" and that's always a good sentiment but this post isn't really about "oh no there's no content for my ship", more the feeling of "i looked up something that i thought was so obvious that surely plenty of more seasoned ao3 perverts would have thought of it already, but apparently i'm the weird one"

[gummysharksafterdark]

Fuck his pussy, cum in his womb, knock him up

[untouchable-gay-deactivated2024]

need to be condescendingly saying “ohhhh i knowwww, sweetheart” while i add another finger and kiss your neck

[m1lfv1bes-deactivated20220305]

nooooo don’t fuck me as a friend 🥴 don’t grope my tits from behind, bend me over the counter and fuck me when we’re hanging out 🥴 don’t teach me a lesson for teasing you all the time because i think you won’t act on it 🥴 i would hate that

[desperatehoney]

rb to give prev head

[vamp-puppy-deactivated20241102]

can i bite u. say yes

[stxp1d-mxtt]

I love boy cunt so much. I love how tdick twitches. I love seeing a tboys hole gape after being fucked. I love how slick drips in between a tboys folds. I love men with cunts so much

[delirious-things]

I need a frantic fuck. I need to stumble through a doorway with someone, kissing and nipping at each other however we can while ripping each others clothes off. I need belts fumbled with and shoes kicked off and clothing made just loose enough to get a hand under to touch. I need hours of sexual tension to end with me being pinned up against a wall with someone bottomed out inside of me as they desperately fuck me.

[demitranspupboy]

I like soft doms that are also pleasure doms, gently correcting my behavior only to make sure I feel good because it helps them feel good. To feel gentle hands wrap around my throat because I told them I’m close and they know this will send me over the edge, hearing them tell me I’m doing such a good job when I cum, knowing they’re going to use my orgasm to get off because they love that they can make me cum no matter what

[prettiest-boy-inthe-morgue]

"my sweet boy" I'm hard. You're trying to be cute but I'm hard.

[classicfern]

Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me

this is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)

[thegoodenby]

soooo desperate for inappropriate messages to touch my trans pussy to 🥵🥵 you should totally make fun of me for being so needy and wet, or you should take advantage of me and use me, or you should be even more needy and pathetic than me in my inbox and make me fuck you, or .........