Kill the other 10 first

26 and brown with a fat ass | tumblr gold member since 2012

[medievaljournalist]

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

[dinraal-remade-deactivated20221]

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[ewergfjndfbj-deactivated2026040]

if u start walking around u basically realize real life is just like yume nikki

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[nick-nonya]

[mtfoss]

[mezzaninedummy]

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

[magpiegirlforever]

pickup line: do you think i’m worthy of being saved

[pjackk]

bitch Boy U not even dieseil Ur unleaded at best U cant even get this premiuem pussy scum bag I hope u fall in a sewer

I dont have any energy at all to deal with the hate since im still suffering from extreamly badly sexual radiotivity directed to my head

[pjackk]

Hello,

Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.

Lets stay in touch about this suject.

P. Jack

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[playthings2007]

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

[cikero]

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

[cikero]

FIRST LOOK !!!

[briscal]

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it