TV and film

Screenshots and, like, stuff, I guess.

[19b-archive-deactivated20250525]

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

[19b-archive-deactivated20250525]

"A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California" is also a banger and comes from the same channel.

[gupdoo3]

How quickly we forget "You would have to pay an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity" followed immediately by

[hauntedroleplay]

BBC Ghosts Roleplay Discord

Haunted has recently been revamped! Users can have an unlimited amount of oc’s and all of the canon characters are available.

You can join as a longtime fan of Horrible Histories and Ghosts or as somebody who has no idea what those are and just wants to have a historical character roleplay.

https://discord.gg/TKy7dgK5pk

We’re a small and warm community with friendly mods and lively characters. We write semi-literate to literate but anybody is welcome as long as they can write a reply longer than one sentence! Whether you’ve been roleplaying for years or just want to get into it, Haunted has a place for you.

We have Question of the Day to help provoke ideas about your characters as well as events to get your characters in fun situations!

People are free to make any historical ghost (or modern-day human!) as long as they’re not a real person and are sensitive to the source material. Examples of some characters we already have are a Princeton graduate that had a ‘mishap’ at Button House, a 1910s English nurse, and a farmer from 400AD.

We look forward to meeting you! 

[horriblelittleman]

Since 9/11, the FBI was mostly focused on so-called radical Muslim groups.

The idea that if they have access to these communication tools their movement will spread.

There was no concern about the fact that there were ten times as many, probably 100 times, as many white supremacists using these tools.

And the government didn’t seem to think that’s a problem.

[horriblelittleman]

[b-beard]

[horriblelittleman]

a few of the more interesting submissions with redacted bits for anonymity and appropriateness...

made out on the old mill

saw you were looking for stories? but while we didn’t [REDACTED] me and my partner made sweet passionate gay kisses on the old mill because it was dark and the skeletons were kind of cute tbh

Old mill ride story

My name is [REDACTED], and I am 48 years old, I don’t normally share things like this but I like your vids and your recent tweet was surprisingly relevant to me lol. My lover (ex-husband, don’t marry your assistant manager from your first summer job lol) and I went through the line normally, but as more and more people began to get packed into the line, my downstairs got as slippery as the log jammer! We were subtle grinding in the line (it was shaded by this point so we weren’t in the spotilight, so to speak) We played handsie hotsy totsy on the actual ride, and let me tell you that even though my ex husband was a general disappointment in life, Garfield and I were both screaming by the end of that ride. Thank you for reading!

Yes, but Only as A Witness

This was back when it was Garfield-themed. Hope that’s what you wanted. I was maybe 14 years olf, on the ride with my dad, visiting the park to celebrate his recovery from a recent surgery. The two older teens in the boat in front of us were making out passionately. Yes, on the Garfield ride. I’d never witnessed such graphic kissing despite only seeing their silhouettes. There was noises but I couldn’t be sure if it was them or the ride, because wet slapping could have been them OR the nasty boat water, y’know? My dad grumbled the whole time but didn’t say anything and it was so painfully awkward. Anyway, that was the last vacation I went on with my dad before he died so I hope they enjoyed themselves.

Old Mill

Hi, This is in no way related to love making, although I guess some people are into it. When I was about ten or so on kennywood day my friend was in the boat in front of us and at the time were big into “aerial dumps” which is exactly what it sounds like. [REDACTED]ing from the higest area you possibly could, trees were commonly used as was standing on the lid of a toilet seat. Well no parents were around and sure enough my friend stood up on the ride and screamed aerial dump and took a big wet one right into the water. I’m still disgusted by that ride to this day.

Garfield’s Nightmare

Thing’s I’ve done in Garfield’s Nightmare: -Made out with two different people -Was [REDACTED] -Felt [REDACTED]

Old Mill Story

Hi there! [REDACTED] Hope this helps!

In the end, the email submissions did provide a few interesting insights.

[horriblelittleman]

Kenny the Kangaroo reclaimed his throne in West Mifflin, and even got a sidekick.

Does he look familiar?

No?

It’s the sign.

It’s the Kennywood sign.

You can meet the sign!

[thisiselliz]

[songsofwaterandnight]

When y'all had beef with Animal Crossing characters at the start of the pandemic

[horriblelittleman]

Then I now pronounce you friend of the husband and somebody else’s wife.

[horriblelittleman]

[horriblelittleman]

I thought he was dead!

[flowergrenades]

you can have no idea who these characters are and still get a full picture of that area in their lives by the choice of the term alone. i’m only half joking but that’s actually some great speech characterisation

[simonfarnabyslegs]

this just in on “the bbc has exactly one (1) trunk of period clothing and accessories”

same actor, same livery collar, two different series, ten years apart.

[bevismusson]

It’s taken a bit longer to finish than intended, but here at least is another Ghosts fan comic. I’ve simplified everyone a bit compared to the first one, but such is the nature of comics.

[love-rats]

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

[ghostly-pigeon]

[politedemon]

Were you and Mike making a baby? What? No, no. I was hoping to get in a bit of practice, but…