Horribly Punny

I enjoy a good pun. How did I get so many followers!? Send me more content!!! (31M Louisiana)

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To whoever stole my Office key.

I will find you, you have my Word.

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It’s a damn fish joke.

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The Tides have turned.

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Heal the Tank!

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Why were Romans bad at algebra?

Because X always equals 10.

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It's not always love when you feel butterflies in your stomach.

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Police station toilet stolen.

Cops have nothing to go on.

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Mexican word of the day

Chickenfinger Example: My wife say she don't need me because chickenfinger herself.

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It's not that he didn't know how to juggle.

He just didn't have the balls to do it.

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All food must go to the lab for testing.

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Some posts are dangerous.

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It’s a plant cell. I’m so amused by puns

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Why can’t you email photos to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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When You're trying to be cheesy

But everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.

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ROMAINE CALM!!! Lettuce keep our tempers down.

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Romaine Catholic!!! Hehehehe

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Got any dresscode puns? Ex: too short shorts: I guess they don't measure up, don't get a short temper

Not sure, how about this?

What happened when the Scottish man had too much to drink? He became a little… off-kilter.

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Chemistry and cat puns