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ev // 24 // she/her 🏳️‍🌈♐️🧿🪱⛓

[thickness-protection-program]

"spam likes/reblogs get you blocked"

[nonpsychotic]

if i were polyamorous id individually message everybody in my polycule saying i needed gas money

[preacherspet]

“please what baby?” idk just give!!!!!!

[ohxxlapetitemort]

Cumming is so fun #dontkillyourself

[teathattast]

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[yellow-cat]

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

[funstyle]

i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

[killergirll-deactivated20220129]

[saltykingsalty]

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[themostdesperatehoney]

Sorry for having a cute tummy and grabbable thighs and a constant wet spot in my underwear. As if its my fault

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

getting wizard high on a monday night is a dangerous maneuver but someone has to do it

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[depsidase]