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oscar | he/him | 26

[k-slash-s]

1x07 - What Are Little Girls Made Of?

[inkmothnexus]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

[inkmothnexus]

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[quasi-normalcy]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[savagenightattheopera]

this phrase has given an almost incalculable buff to my casual hating

[3000s]

we are in truble

[mon3trs]

some of you, i think

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[3000s]

drinking music

[3000s]

a bottle of music

[eesttm]

- "What's with all the rubber ducks?" - "Well, it's sort of a secret, but we can tell the story."

[x]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person