SyFy's Holy High Arbiter/Queen of Quality

I like movies, Ancient Rome, and Food Network. Also other TV. Also Pokemon and cats. I reblog things relevant to this. Bonus: I occasionally review terrible movies where people die a lot and/or Lifetime Original garbage.

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[its-caesar-bitch]

shoutout to the sacred geese of rome

they don’t get enough love for having sAVED the CITY

[its-caesar-bitch]

[imposterogers]

no but as cheesy as it was the train scene in spiderman 2 is truly untouchable. spider man risks his life (again) for his city, and prevents a train from going off the rails, but passes out from exhaustion. four hands come up from behind him, and pull him into the train. the passengers look down at him, his mask off, and comment about how he’s just a kid. you can see it in their faces. he’s not familiar. he’s not memorable. he could have been any one. they give him back his mask, and help him to his feet. 

[imposterogers]

and then. and THEN. doc ock pushes his way into the car and says “i’m here for him.” and a passenger replies (to a super villain with metal destructo arms) “you have to go through me first,” a statement the other passengers agree to immediately. so doc ock does as doc ock does and pushes them them out of the way, someone’s head goes thru a window, lights burst, etc etc. but the people on the back of the train are still holding spiderman up. they didn’t let him go even after they saw what doc ock would do to them. they hold him up!!!!!

[imposterogers]

[switch-up-snowfox]

The first movie also had a good moment, when goblins trying to sadistic choice spidey, a barge immediately rushes to help him get the cable car of kids to safety.

Then when goblin tries to knock spidey around to make him drop someone, the bystanders start throwing shit and shouting for goblin to come give them a go.

“You mess with one of us, you mess with ALL OF US!”

[caucusboi]

I wanted to draw Scooby doo humanized with hippie vibes, and the whole gang as dogs,, maybe I draw them more(?? 👀✨

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again:

[fendi-princess]

[ip2lb]

[scooplery]

[wifemoji]

i played with bioncles as a kid but i used them as boyfriends and husbands for my polly pockets and bratz dolls idk anything abt the lore or what their names are i called them todd or derick or stuff like that

[wifemoji]

they were all high school quarterback jock types btw

[wifemoji]

todd

[daisydoo80-deactivated20210607]

These are them right?

[pocketss]

Rib and Cricket cause existential dread!

[nekoandgecko]

Idk who needs to hear this but Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery. And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off it sparks and youre ready for surgery.

[mariakono]

i knew the copyright-free name localizations of JoJo were bad enough but come on

[hetare-ttk]

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap’s localization is by far the most hilarious one

[mariakono]

I see this and i definitely agree but i also raise you THE FOLLOWING

[molabuddy]

(flashing / fast gif warning) dancins what makes me whole

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

[imposterogers]

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

[imposterogers]

visual evidence

[ash-ace--blog]

It’s September 1st motherfuckers, you know what that means >:)

*puts tiny witch hat on my cat*

[fluorescentnova]

[catchymemes]