ANIMAL RISING.

SHOCK COLLARED AT THE GATES OF HEAVEN.

[floppy-disks-and-8-tracks]

Omg he is literally me

[disgustinggf]

i might be annoying on tumblr but i'm also absolutely insufferable in real life too

[technowizardbitch]

horsemongering​:

Originally posted by wahgifs

Originally posted by pessimisticpollyanna

[horsemongering]

[technowizardbitch]

offensive 2 me that i, ur local mad scientist bitch in trainin, am like a regular human person in a world where i coulda been other shit 

like hello??? *gestures 2 my everything* dont i deserve some like idk fangs or bat wings or some shit

[horsemongering]

[horsemongering]

it would be so cool to meet a vampire.

[technowizardbitch]

u need like... monster tindr tindr... grindr..... gnashr??? idk bro

[horsemongering]

sounds hard. sending pics of my dick next to a tv remote to every supernatural creature in a 50 mile radius.

[technowizardbitch]

2 be fair is sending dick pix ever... not hard? lol

[horsemongering]

you've never gotten a limp boiled yam from gingerbush445? must be nice.

[abapically]

@horsemongering started following you

grubby muppet man. tell me your wisdoms.

[horsemongering]

straight to dvd.

[horsemongering]

it would be so cool to meet a vampire.

[technowizardbitch]

u need like... monster tindr tindr... grindr..... gnashr??? idk bro

[horsemongering]

sounds hard. sending pics of my dick next to a tv remote to every supernatural creature in a 50 mile radius.

[horsemongering]

it would be so cool to meet a vampire.

[abapically]

@horsemongering started following you

grubby muppet man. tell me your wisdoms.

[horsemongering]

if you put a big crumbled ball of tin foil in the microwave for 3 mins it'll get real smooth.

[abapically]

the result was explosion but that's more interesting than smooth tin. will continue to repeat experiment and get back to you on results.

[horsemongering]

have you seen of the one

i was gonna say something but i fucked up so bad i'm just leaving it.

[abapically]

i havent seen it no. would you be invested in recieving videos of exploding appliances?

[horsemongering]

nothing i would fw more.

[horsemongering]

ironic to call the most boring shit on earth "advanced lit"

[horsemongering]

and can it be, that in a world so full and busy, that the loss of one creature makes a void so wide that nothing but the width and depth of this dick and balls can fill it up.

[horsemongering]

charles john huffam this dicken balls.

[horsemongering]

i'm supposed to be doing homework.

[abapically]

@horsemongering started following you

grubby muppet man. tell me your wisdoms.

[horsemongering]

if you put a big crumbled ball of tin foil in the microwave for 3 mins it'll get real smooth.

[abapically]

the result was explosion but that's more interesting than smooth tin. will continue to repeat experiment and get back to you on results.

[horsemongering]

have you seen of the one

i was gonna say something but i fucked up so bad i'm just leaving it.

[horsemongering]

expeditious delivery, first class. all my bars gold, no brass.

[horsemongering]

they call me crisco cause i prolong the burns.

[horsemongering]

cold floor in front of the fridge door on my bare ass. call that crystal, cause it's iced crack.