The Bruce

32, Leo af, bi af, anxious af. She/her I have two thoughts - intrusive and thirsty. I will unapologetically thirst post about Mothman

[see-starling]

THE STARVING SAINTS is out! Castle under siege! Imminent cannibalism! Strange visitors who will trade loyalty for salvation! A really toxic lesbian throuple!

“It’s eat or be eaten, but I promise I’ll make it good.”

[smoknparade]

when the excommunicated nun can’t use her newfound powers without imagining the butch lady knight intimidating her

[layaart]

the girls from the starving saints, based on that twelfth night pic

[mimi-maru]

Ser Voyne (The Starving Saints by @see-starling)

[theprophetingrid]

The Starving Saints spoilers without context.

[may12324]

The Starving Saints 🐝🍴👅

This book has driven me mad akin to the likes that The Locked Tomb has. I can't stop thinking about them.

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[catchymemes]

[archaeologicalnews]

Ice age children frolicked in 'giant sloth puddles' 11,000 years ago, footprints reveal

More than 11,000 years ago, young children trekking with their families through what is now White Sands National Park in New Mexico discovered the stuff of childhood dreams: muddy puddles made from the footprints of a giant ground sloth.

Few things are more enticing to a youngster than a muddy puddle. The children — likely four in all — raced and splashed through the soppy sloth trackway, leaving their own footprints stamped in the playa — a dried up lake bed. Those footprints were preserved over millennia, leaving evidence of this prehistoric caper, new research finds.

The finding shows that children living in North America during the Pleistocene epoch (2.6 million to 11,700 years ago) liked a good splash. “All kids like to play with muddy puddles, which is essentially what it is,” Matthew Bennett, a professor of environmental and geographical sciences at Bournemouth University in the U.K. who is studying the trackway, told Live Science. Read more.

[charcoalowl]

[ID: The You’re Crying From meme from Seinfeld of Jerry saying “You’re crying from Ice Age children?”, to which George replies “The simplicity and timelessness of human joy got me.” “All right.” End ID]

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[shane-actually]

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

[loccorocco]

I dreamt there was a shoujo manga called "Tombstone of the Primadonna"

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[lowerroad]

it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.

[ceoofjosuke]

taking work notes in phyrexian because I can

I've also been told writing in phyrexian in a pink glitter pen made my friend picture elesh norn with cat ears

[victusinveritas]