Zoe

25💗🤍🧡lover of horseshoe crabs and dykes, in no particular order

[horseshoecrabdyke]

Me, a salmon:

Do y’all know if there’s gonna be large woody debris at the function or do we need to pre…?

[horseshoecrabdyke]

Update: there was large woody debris :)))

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[horseshoecrabdyke]

this is me Brianna is saying all of my favorite words

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i am sooooo at the mercy of stimuli

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[deanwinchesterapologist]

my strawberry. and my ants i suppose

[dyke-orama]

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[horseshoecrabdyke]

this is actually so real

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[vetchtibbles]

love when someone is ingeniously musically gifted at songwriting or improvisation but their voice is kind of sucks

[horseshoecrabdyke]

Ben Folds

[mycupoverfloweth]

[elokitties]

[jbthegift]

Pioneers 😭🚀 🌙

[dnp-as-posts]

[landsccape]

[cansu-m]

[embroiderycrafts]

My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.