the wettest most pathetic looking guy

Trans icon Dogpoo! [non-selective oc rp/ic blog]

[hortshoe-crab]

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[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[fuckyeahpilesofdirt]

[pawne5]

if u wer a 6th gradr wed cal u "marcoks" or "planty" n u wud gro us drogs 2 smok 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ hel ya! 😤

@hortshoe-crab @bemybai-by @honeybee-sage

Would you guys like to break bad? Call me Planty from here on out.

[hortshoe-crab]

DOES THAT MAKE ME POOPY?

[pawne5]

Oooooh I don't like that </3 Maybe you can have a normal name?

[hortshoe-crab]

:( what would YOU name me?

[pawne5]

I'd name you something like Warren but if we're going by code name probably Dirt Rat

[hortshoe-crab]

Both Warren and dirt rat are cool tbh Warren the dirt rat

[pawne5]

if u wer a 6th gradr wed cal u "marcoks" or "planty" n u wud gro us drogs 2 smok 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ hel ya! 😤

@hortshoe-crab @bemybai-by @honeybee-sage

Would you guys like to break bad? Call me Planty from here on out.

[hortshoe-crab]

DOES THAT MAKE ME POOPY?

[pawne5]

Oooooh I don't like that </3 Maybe you can have a normal name?

[hortshoe-crab]

:( what would YOU name me?

[pawne5]

if u wer a 6th gradr wed cal u "marcoks" or "planty" n u wud gro us drogs 2 smok 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️ hel ya! 😤

@hortshoe-crab @bemybai-by @honeybee-sage

Would you guys like to break bad? Call me Planty from here on out.

[hortshoe-crab]

DOES THAT MAKE ME POOPY?

[hortshoe-crab]

if u wana b a 6th gradr, u cud just stay the sam. ur nams alredy dogpoo, n u liek 2 gettin dirdy n sloppey n grimy.

ur just liek us 4 reel 🤪👍

brother. im sloppy but I also respect women

[natures-roomba]

Omnipwesent horseshoe crab blog wishes you a sweet Valentine’s Day

[eyeempee]

Bad news for our pal Mark 😔👎

[eyeempee]

Bad news for our pal Mark 😔👎

[hortshoe-crab]

bet maerk cocksfolds rids u liek a hors 🤣

I need to consult my lawyer before answering this

[fuckyeahpilesofdirt]

[hortshoe-crab]

can I hug u? i wana giv u sumthin huhuhuhu

dont wory its 4 u n marek 2 shar 😏

🤔

I mean like yeah sure bro bring it in

[hortshoe-crab]

ur tumbr naem got "hor" in it.... ur a hor???? u got onlee faens????? 🥵

Yea I do I post pictures of my crabs

[pawne5]

my bud lum seyz he can 2 giv u n ur bf crabs 4 reel huhuhuhuhuhu

What happened to crabs 3?

@hortshoe-crab we missed the crabs update but we can get crabs 4 to make up for it.

[hortshoe-crab]

Yo crabs 4?! whats next Crabs 5? this shit is crazy

[hortshoe-crab]

u got REEL crabs? the tiny kind that drink ur pp blod????

Nah but your mom does

[hortshoe-crab]

mmmmm that crab would be good with some butter its boiled 🤤🧈🦀

You will not survive the crustaceans uprising