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❝ I DUNNO IF IT’S OPPOSITE DAY … because , well , he’s a not-wonderful wonderful wizard every day , but you know how some people get known for things they aren’t ?? ❞ He asks - aka , do you know how some people lie ?? ❝ It’s kinda like that - everyone thinks he’s wonderful when he actually isn’t. And HE’S the only one who knows that - besides , well , me - but he doesn’t want anyone else besides him to know. ❞ As well , Glinda made it clear nobody was to know that the Wonderful Wizard of Oz fathered a child with the Wicked Witch , and that child was still wandering around Auradon at the moment. But one part of that equation would Cyrus forever preach as soon as he found it , since of course , he could at least hold some pride in who his mother was. But enough of that - he’d grin in return , showily bowing and waving his hand. ❝ Your Majesty , Soup Eater. ❞ A chuckle , standing up straight. ❝ I don’t mind being a kind thief without a name. There’s some mystery to a HANDSOME STRANGER ; but y’can call me Cyrus. Cyrus Goode. ❞
Lillanelle’s brow creased, tilting her head in much the same way she’d seen Bayard the Bloodhound look when he was confused, trying to understand whatever she’d said. “ It is not often I am bewildered, but ... ” she licked her lips before continuing, “ so the Wonderful Wizard of Oz is, in fact, not very Wonderful, but he would like people to continue to believe he is. How did he become so Wonderful in the first place ? Surely there must be something truly Wonderful about him, otherwise, such a story could never have started. ”
She laughed at his dramatic bow. “ Handsome Cyrus Goode. A Goode thief, ” she said in a sing-song. “ How perfectly fantastic and odd to be in your company. And on the subject of how-dos, withertos, and whyfors -- How shall we begin this Ozian potion ? Usually, an Underland invisibility potion would begin with WORM FAT. ” Lillanelle looked under her boots, as if looking for worms to use.

















