Sushi's cool af Horus adventures

average hybrid tgirl hacker pilot lol member of Horus: Devil's Gate (OoC: pfp by my friend https://ko-fi.com/bloodylilzi)

[horussushi]

wsg losers

finally got this connection isolated so these union feds cant track me lol neway my names Sushi (she/her) n im the greatest fkn hacker ur ever gonna see lmao neway theres gonna be some big stuff comin soon™ so ya js keep ur eyes open, stay safe n keep it rl

[monkeyspawtriggerfinger]

Hey I guess it’s the month for it so I do have to ask

Are most lancers just in general some flavor of transfem? Like genuine question, is this a larger trend or is my detachment just like that bc

[horussushi]

this is literally the sht deal freeman had 2 apologize 4

[average-horus-chat-user]

They're automating the mines.

apparently Harrison has gone woke and started replacing our jobs with "NHP assisted machines" so now I'm out of a job days before paying off my Sherman.

Harrison is gonna repossess it. fml. I hope all you NHP SJWs are happy.

[horussushi]

u kinda deservd it icl

[horussushi]

[attached is a file containing several TB of mostly text files, containing transcripts of investigations regarding KTB insurgent cell activity as well as personal communications from DOJ representative Deal Freeman, all evidently stolen and posted without permission] BRO DEAL FREEMAN USED 2 B A HORUS GUY? wtf happenedddd bros like a gigacentrist shitter now, also p sure some of this stuff isnt outside the statute of limitations... also bro cheats on his wife n shit but like whtever

[storymonger]

u mean horus guys arent usually gigacentrist shitters

[horussushi]

ok true mb... 2 many fakers fr

[horussushi]

[attached is a file containing several TB of mostly text files, containing transcripts of investigations regarding KTB insurgent cell activity as well as personal communications from DOJ representative Deal Freeman, all evidently stolen and posted without permission] BRO DEAL FREEMAN USED 2 B A HORUS GUY? wtf happenedddd bros like a gigacentrist shitter now, also p sure some of this stuff isnt outside the statute of limitations... also bro cheats on his wife n shit but like whtever

[horussushi]

IPS-N extended-shift shipbreaker ration

ok so maybe im pandering a lil but ik u guys like these food reviews so

[a pic is attached of a large cardboard box half-full of individually vacuum-sealed foil containing nondescript cubes, tightly packed together in a brick-like fashion. Each one is identical except for a printed label in large, plain text, with varying flavors such as "FRIED ONION" and "PICKLED EGG" and a massive list of ingredients - though the image quality is too low to read them. A few pieces of torn foil and errant crumbs are visible on the table next to the box within the picture.]

ne way i got my hands on this ips-n "extended shift shipbreaker" ration, its made 4 those guys that stay in eva for like a couple weeks at a time in utility frames with cutting torches n stuff (idrk wut they do ill be so fr)

so basically its like a big brick of cubes n each 1 is a different flavor. ur sposed to eat 1 at a time n each 1 is a whole meal kinda. but im ngl i been eatin like 3 at a time

honestly kinda good. they got a lotta different flavors n sum are kinda bad (idrk y they got a krait pizza flavor) but most of the time its kinda normal like sour berry or chicken or smth. flavor itself isnt too bad, kinda chalky tbh but theyre kinda addictive in a weird way theyre like... just rly easy to eat. super convenient

def recommend if ur spendin all night workin on a project or smth

[cosmariner]

Oof, memories, damn.

Yeah, the Northstar ones are definitely pretty solid. Had 'em pretty much daily back when kid me was workin' the orbital longshore over Telmessos; I remember tryin' to turn the chocolatey one into hot chocolate and it never working out.

I gotta say I don't remember 'em being too chalky? Thought they were, like, this sorta greasy-chewy texture, usually. Ain't had one for a solid couple decades, though—a few more 'n that, I guess, realtime—so they might've changed the recipe.

Or just been expired. Hate to imagine how old the fuckers'd've had to be for that, though. Yuck.

[horussushi]

i mean im ngl i did not see a manufacture date or an expiration date anywhere so...................

[horussushi]

IPS-N extended-shift shipbreaker ration

ok so maybe im pandering a lil but ik u guys like these food reviews so

[a pic is attached of a large cardboard box half-full of individually vacuum-sealed foil containing nondescript cubes, tightly packed together in a brick-like fashion. Each one is identical except for a printed label in large, plain text, with varying flavors such as "FRIED ONION" and "PICKLED EGG" and a massive list of ingredients - though the image quality is too low to read them. A few pieces of torn foil and errant crumbs are visible on the table next to the box within the picture.]

ne way i got my hands on this ips-n "extended shift shipbreaker" ration, its made 4 those guys that stay in eva for like a couple weeks at a time in utility frames with cutting torches n stuff (idrk wut they do ill be so fr)

so basically its like a big brick of cubes n each 1 is a different flavor. ur sposed to eat 1 at a time n each 1 is a whole meal kinda. but im ngl i been eatin like 3 at a time

honestly kinda good. they got a lotta different flavors n sum are kinda bad (idrk y they got a krait pizza flavor) but most of the time its kinda normal like sour berry or chicken or smth. flavor itself isnt too bad, kinda chalky tbh but theyre kinda addictive in a weird way theyre like... just rly easy to eat. super convenient

def recommend if ur spendin all night workin on a project or smth

[uns-ls-nazareth]

I've tried these once or twice cuz they always have them on the industrial stations. Like a curiosity, novelty kind of thing. Not for me tho. Kinda got this like, artificial sickly sweet thing from all of them that overpowered whatever flavor it was they were going for. Like they were trying to mask something, maybe?

I dunno, always thought it was a weird showing for Northstar because their Ready-To-Eat stuff is usually like, fully tolerable. If not good. Surprised someone actually likes them. [SOROR]

[horussushi]

ok im ngl i cant taste sweet its like a genetic thing so its all kinda normal 2 me

[uns-ls-nazareth]

Really? Then they just made them like that for no reason. Or as a joke. Or maybe you're just their target audience...

It's nice that someone out there can appreciate them for what they are, I guess.

[SOROR]

[horussushi]

so ig to all my fellow gen1 n 2 cat-trait hybrid followers, if u like chalky chicken cubes this 1 is 4 u

every1 else, stick 2 the normal ready 2 eat stuff ig

[horussushi]

IPS-N extended-shift shipbreaker ration

ok so maybe im pandering a lil but ik u guys like these food reviews so

[a pic is attached of a large cardboard box half-full of individually vacuum-sealed foil containing nondescript cubes, tightly packed together in a brick-like fashion. Each one is identical except for a printed label in large, plain text, with varying flavors such as "FRIED ONION" and "PICKLED EGG" and a massive list of ingredients - though the image quality is too low to read them. A few pieces of torn foil and errant crumbs are visible on the table next to the box within the picture.]

ne way i got my hands on this ips-n "extended shift shipbreaker" ration, its made 4 those guys that stay in eva for like a couple weeks at a time in utility frames with cutting torches n stuff (idrk wut they do ill be so fr)

so basically its like a big brick of cubes n each 1 is a different flavor. ur sposed to eat 1 at a time n each 1 is a whole meal kinda. but im ngl i been eatin like 3 at a time

honestly kinda good. they got a lotta different flavors n sum are kinda bad (idrk y they got a krait pizza flavor) but most of the time its kinda normal like sour berry or chicken or smth. flavor itself isnt too bad, kinda chalky tbh but theyre kinda addictive in a weird way theyre like... just rly easy to eat. super convenient

def recommend if ur spendin all night workin on a project or smth

[uns-ls-nazareth]

I've tried these once or twice cuz they always have them on the industrial stations. Like a curiosity, novelty kind of thing. Not for me tho. Kinda got this like, artificial sickly sweet thing from all of them that overpowered whatever flavor it was they were going for. Like they were trying to mask something, maybe?

I dunno, always thought it was a weird showing for Northstar because their Ready-To-Eat stuff is usually like, fully tolerable. If not good. Surprised someone actually likes them. [SOROR]

[horussushi]

ok im ngl i cant taste sweet its like a genetic thing so its all kinda normal 2 me

[horussushi]

IPS-N extended-shift shipbreaker ration

ok so maybe im pandering a lil but ik u guys like these food reviews so

[a pic is attached of a large cardboard box half-full of individually vacuum-sealed foil containing nondescript cubes, tightly packed together in a brick-like fashion. Each one is identical except for a printed label in large, plain text, with varying flavors such as "FRIED ONION" and "PICKLED EGG" and a massive list of ingredients - though the image quality is too low to read them. A few pieces of torn foil and errant crumbs are visible on the table next to the box within the picture.]

ne way i got my hands on this ips-n "extended shift shipbreaker" ration, its made 4 those guys that stay in eva for like a couple weeks at a time in utility frames with cutting torches n stuff (idrk wut they do ill be so fr)

so basically its like a big brick of cubes n each 1 is a different flavor. ur sposed to eat 1 at a time n each 1 is a whole meal kinda. but im ngl i been eatin like 3 at a time

honestly kinda good. they got a lotta different flavors n sum are kinda bad (idrk y they got a krait pizza flavor) but most of the time its kinda normal like sour berry or chicken or smth. flavor itself isnt too bad, kinda chalky tbh but theyre kinda addictive in a weird way theyre like... just rly easy to eat. super convenient

def recommend if ur spendin all night workin on a project or smth

[horussushi]

u guys i was probing an old chip i had laying around n idk wat i did but this bitch started smokin i think i inhaled smth cuz i feel crazy rn im ngl

kinda freakin out cuz the guys need me piloting in liek 4 hours n im seeing sounds but ill let yall know how it goes

[horussushi]

ok update still alive. maybe puked in the cockpit a little, maybe uploaded the wrong ewar package to a police mech n it melted down n destroyed a city block... but we move

[horussushi]

u guys i was probing an old chip i had laying around n idk wat i did but this bitch started smokin i think i inhaled smth cuz i feel crazy rn im ngl

kinda freakin out cuz the guys need me piloting in liek 4 hours n im seeing sounds but ill let yall know how it goes

[monist-4]

The GMS industrial coolant is non toxic so you should taste it when you get a chance.

[horussushi]

they put a bitterant in it its not vry gud

[horussushi]

IM A FUCKING 2 STAR???????????

[goldpigeonarisen]

Hey now that's at least being better than a one star.

[horussushi]

thts literally not comforting at all im gonna blow up the servers i s2g

[horussushi]

IM A FUCKING 2 STAR???????????

[hot-claws-420]

welcom 2 the club we both gott fucked Sushi

[horussushi]

i s2g im crashin out way 2 hard ovr this i wanna kno what lvl of terrorism justifies a higher tier n the next patch i s2g ill do it

[horussushi]

IM A FUCKING 2 STAR???????????

[horussushi]

i js read some leaked ssc engineering files they js b buildin watever man like wtf is "drift compatible" sposed to even mean

[monist-4]

if u got touchscreens in ur mech you ARENT ensouled

[horussushi]

sry monist 4 i was not familiar with ur game