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Crowley: this is so sad alexa play despacito
Alexa: mama⦠just killed a manā¦ā¦
Good Things that Happened in 2016
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Weāre closer to having successful vaccines for lung and brain cancer.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā New chemotherapy breakthroughs have increased the 5-year survival for pancreatic cancer from 16% to 27% (and is getting better)
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Scientists figured out how to link robotic limbs with the part of the brain that deals with intent to move so people donāt have to think about how they will move the limb, it can just happen.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Child mortality is down everywhere and it keeps going down.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Thanks to the ice bucket challenge the gene responsible for ALS has been found, meaning we are closer to an effective treatment. Let me rephrase that: we are close to getting a treatment for a very bad disease because a lot of people (including really hot celebrities) got wet.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A solar powered plan circumnavigated the world.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Michael Jordan donates 2mil to try and help bridge connection between police and the community.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Tiger numbers are growing.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā And manatees.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā And pandas.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Pakistan has made strides toward outlawing honor killings.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā 70,000 Muslim clerics declared a fatwa against ISIS.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Pokemon Go players went insane with placing lure modules near hospitals for sick kids.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā California is now powering over 6 million homes with solar power, a record in the US (and that is the tightest shit)
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Volunteers in India planted 50 million trees in 24 hours.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Apparently world crime as a whole has drastically declined as a whole in the last couple of decades.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Coffee consumption has been proved to help curtail cancer and suicide rates.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Speaking of coffee Starbucks figured out how to donate perishable food in a food safe way.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā 500 elephants were relocated to a better, safer and bigger home.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā We made massive strides in Alzheimersā prevention (my grandmother literally told me that scares her more than getting cancer this is very good news)
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The ozone layer is repairing itself and all the work we did to get rid of those aerosol chemicals was actually worth it.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A new therapy developed in Israel could cure radiation sickness.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The Anglican church resolved to solemnize same-sex unions the same as opposite-sex unions which required a super majority of all three orders of the church (lay, clergy, bishop).
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The Rabbinical Assembly issued a resolution affirming the rights of transgender and non-conforming individuals.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Precision treatments for cancer are hitting clinical trials and WORKING (as someone whoās had relatives with cancer this is the best news)
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Dentists are once again providing free care to veterans who need it.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The Orlando Shakespeare Festival showed up with angel wings to block funeral-goers for the Orlando Pulse victims, view from anti-gay protesters
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā We may have cured MS
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Rise Womenās Legal Centre opened
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Death by heart disease has decreased by 70% in the United States
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Two brothers saw color for the first time thanks to specially-designed glasses
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Pope Francis spoke against societyās obsession with physical beauty while dedicating Mass to the disabled community (love that dude)
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Portugal ran its entire nation solely on renewable energy for four days straight
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A retiree is launching a project to transport 80 endangered rhinos to an Australian reservation to save the animals from poaching
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā An Afghan teacher has been delivering books via bicycle to villages that lack schools
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Harriet Tubman is going to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā 200 strangers attended the funeral of a homeless WW2 veteran with no family
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A teen battling cancer married his sweetheart
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Bank firm pays for college tuition for the children of employees who died in the 9/11 attacks
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā New medicine has been shown to increase melanoma survival rate to 40%
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Over 800 Boko Harem Hostages were rescued by Nigerian Army
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Toys R Us is Offering Quiet Shopping Hour for kids with autism this holiday season
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Volunteers made special tiny Halloween costumes for NICU babies
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A 4-year old befriends a lonely man and helped him heal after losing his wife
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Families grew
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā People survived c ancer
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā People overcame depression
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Any kind of victory, even if it affects only one person, Ā is a victory
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Now for the pop culture good news
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā LEONARDO DICAPRIO WON AN OSCAR! EVERYONE READING THIS LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO SEE LEO FINALLY GET WHAT HE DESERVED
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Thereās a new Harry Potter book
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā And a movie
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Harry Potter has no plans on vanishing with time
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā This sweet father gave candy to passengers on a flight so his little girl could trick or treat on Halloween
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā LET ME TALK ABOUT ALL THE KICK ASS MOVIES WE GOT THIS YEAR OH MY GOD
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Kung Fu Panda 3, this franchise is still going strong despite that its about a panda played by Jack Black
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Jungle Book. The amazing remake none of us saw coming
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Finding Dory. I havenāt seen it yet but Iāve heard good things
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Kubo and the Two Strings. Havenāt seen that yet as well but its Laika so I know itās a masterpiece
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Deadpool. The beautiful and super accurate R-rated marvel film
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Captain America: Civil War. Seriously is the best marvel movie yet in my opinion I need more.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Zootopia. Oh donāt mind me Iām just a movie that tackled the issue of racism and not only game changed animated films but also made a billion dollars
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The Hamilton Mixtape is coming out. Which is a bunch of artists singing songs from the musical (Sia, Usher, Regina Spketor, etc.) Iām excited.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā A personal victory for myself, I joined Tumblr and met angels in blog form soā¦thatās uplifting.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā And I met my favorite voice actor at a con which was a bucket list accomplishment.
Good Things that have yet to happen this year
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Birthdays
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Doctor Strange
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Thanksgiving
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Black Friday
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Moana
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Christmas
Good things that have nothing to do with the year but will hopefully make you feel better
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Puppies
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Chocolate
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Rainbows
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Rain (I like listening to rain itās one of the most calming sounds)
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Cartoons
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Kissing
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Music
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Friends
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā FF: If you are a religious person you are an imperfect masterpiece
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā FF: If you are not then you are a splendid coincidence
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Any year spent with loved ones be they family or friends is a good year. Trust me.
Ā·Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āA laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, itās the only weapon we haveā āRoger Rabbit
#NeverForgetTheGood
*Plz feel free to add other good news (even if itās something small like you ate cheesecake THAT is good news)
This is a gorgeous post, everyone should reblog it to see the balancing side to the whole bad things happening in the world!
My mission:Ā put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. The result: this HUGE giveaway, the largest Iāve ever run with over 50 different sex toy prizes! š
Peeps, Iāve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses and BDSM implements, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a slew of āwinnerās choiceā prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of various companies.
Classic favorites of mine such as the Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable,Ā and Mona 2 are up for grabs, but thereās also a ton of new stuff, such as the Doxy Die CastĀ andĀ Womanizer Pro.Ā Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, and more than half are available to international folks!
Enter to win the sex toy of your dreams now!
Cat John and Cat Sherlock chilling out at Mrs. Hudsonās as described by philalethia in No Ordinary Cats.
Mr. Baby the Cat and Miss Charles the Bearded Dragon
These two friends couldnāt look more different from each other, but their friendship goes beyond looks and where they came from.
Photos by ©charles_the_dragon - Via Love Meow
rick astley on his deathbed
rick astley: my last will and testament  ⦠itās online ⦠rick astleyās relatives: where, rick ? rick astley *smiling*: here ⦠iāll give you the link ā¦ā¦
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/48 Fandom: Sherlock (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: John Watson, Sherlock Holmes Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Epistolary, Video & Computer Games, Gaming, Internalized Homophobia, Sexuality Crisis, Past Drug Use Summary: John plays video games, Sherlock writes a guide on GameFAQs, and they get on quite well together... eventually.
Told entirely through emails, text messages, and voice chats. Updates every Sunday and Wednesday unless otherwise noted.
i love the fact that thereās a lil unassuming elderly couple out there completely unaware that Harold has created the last great lesbian meme of 2015 on tumblr dot comĀ
So I have this awesome idea for a new storyā¦
Every writer already working on ten different stories (via scribbledwriting)
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(via writteninblue)
Collaboration with @drgrlfriend.
Fearless Cat Keeps Returning to the London Supermarket Heās Banned From
Fight the system
Iāll leave the deep and thoughtful meta about the Sherlock special to people who are better suited for it. But I just wanted to say....
Confirmation that in Sherlockās mind he is Johnās daddy? Ohhh yes.
This Year in Writing - 2015
The lovely @starrysummer-nights tagged me to detail everything Iāve written this year. This is absurdly detailed because my writing process is screwy and also I am neurotic and keep records, but whatever. So here we go!
January
Random bits of All the Rest (of What I Want). Most of the fic was actually written in 2014, but I did a lot of rewriting as I was posting it.
Wrote and posted Distraction From Distraction, the third part of Spoiled Kitty āVerse.
Started writing Never Bored.
February
Finished writing Never Bored.
Did LOTS of rewriting of All the Rest.
Wrote and posted the foot fetish chapter of Lines of Yours.
Started writing a post-S3 angstfest that never quite got off the ground unfortunately.
March
More All the Rest rewriting and posting.
Started writing three original stories for various anthologiesā calls for submission.
Started a post-S3 femJohnlock fic that died a horrible death a few months later sigh.
April
More All the Rest rewriting and posting.
Wrote and posted the handcuffs chapter of Lines of Yours.
Finished writing the three original stories.
Started a Potterlock fic that didnāt really go anywhere.
Started a second catlock fic that didnāt go anywhere.
May
More All the Rest rewriting and posting.
Started writing the biting chapter of Lines of Yours.
Tried to revisit the angstfest from February and failed.
June
Finished writing and posted the biting chapter of Lines of Yours.
Started writing an epistolary gaming AU called Leveling Up.
Started writing a story in the Spoiled Kitty āVerse that eventually hit a wall.
July
Wrote and posted the second dirty talk chapter of Lines of Yours.
Continued writing Leveling Up.
Returned to At the Edge of Desire (which was actually started sometime in early 2014, lol).
August
Wrote and posted Pretty Piece of Tail, fourth part of Spoiled Kitty 'Verse.
Started writing Between the Tongue and the Taste.
Continued writing Leveling Up.
September
Finished writing Between the Tongue and the Taste.
Began harassing @infidusfiles with a bunch of Daddy Sherlock crap.
October
Wrote and posted the second chapter of No Ordinary Cats.
Continued writing At the Edge of Desire.
November
Finished and posted At the Edge of Desire.
Continued writing Leveling Up.
December
Finished draft one of Leveling Up!!!!
Wrote and posted the third chapter of No Ordinary Cats.
my host mom in Japan referred to her Roomba asĀ āRoomba-sanā and when it would get stuck she would just look over it and softly sayĀ āganbatte, Roomba-sanā¦ganbatteā as it made distressed beeping noises at her