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If you are outside India, I am practically begging you to reblog this
Last week India passed a blatantly anti-Muslim law that seeks to naturalise millions of immigrants, except if they are Muslims.
In August of this year, India revoked the autonomous status of the Kashmir region, putting a communication blackout on the state. Kashmir has entered the fifth month of no internet and heaviest militarisation of any region in the world.
India is a secular, socialist republic. This bill is anti-constitutional and against the principles on which the country was founded
Naturally, there have been protests across the country. At the forefront of the protests are students from India’s public universities.
Police opened fire on peaceful protestors in Jamia Milia Islamia University in Delhi, and Aligarh Muslim University in Uttar Pradesh.
Ever since then, the ruling fascist Hindu nationalist political party, the BJP, has been doctoring videos and sending fake news all over the internet, discrediting protestors and labelling them as terrorists
India has already seen too much religious violence, please please signal boost this, call your representatives, make them aware, get them to make statements. The only thing India and itd dictator Modi care about is its image abroad
Ok but Jonmartin stealing a Breekon&Hope delivery van and mad maxing it through the fearscape recruiting all the avatars who are not super into this either.
"Jude, we talked about this, roll down the window when you want to smoke"
I just. love archivist jonathan sims getting super dramatic and emotional in his readings of people’s accounts of these horrible events & then flat out goes back to his normal voice and is like “so anyway, I don’t believe any of that.”
#i miss season one Jon when we thought he was just dramatic #now we know why and it hurts (via @strangeasitmayseem)
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I just. love archivist jonathan sims getting super dramatic and emotional in his readings of people’s accounts of these horrible events & then flat out goes back to his normal voice and is like “so anyway, I don’t believe any of that.”
#i miss season one Jon when we thought he was just dramatic #now we know why and it hurts (via @strangeasitmayseem)
julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
apart from the fact that 60 people agreed to stab him and he only had 23 stab wounds
Sounds about right
catch me in ancient rome stabbing julius caesar 23 times and bitching about having to do everything myself while the 59 assholes who should be helping me are out having fun snorting marijuana out of caligula’s bootyhole or whatever it is young people do nowadays
today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat.
she overcame her initial fear in order to buy him a proper set up and take care of him until she found the rat a reliable owner, who… ended up being Guillermo del Toro for some reason?
so yeah that’s what happened with the Suicide Squad rat
I mean, I’D trust Guillermo del Toro with a rat.
Margot Robbie: This is Venustiano
Guillermo: he is a dapper gent
Margot: Jared Leto gave me him
Guillermo: Awwwww
Margot: No, he gave me him to scare me
Guillermo: wut
Margot: It is his Method Acting because he keeps saying he doesn’t know where the Joker Ends and he Begins
Guillermo: The Joker begins and ends when the cameraman starts and stops filming who is this fool I will throw hands
Margot: it’s okay I have come to accept this beady eyed thing I was once afraid of
Guillermo: Leto?
Margot: No, the rat
Guillermo: Right right
Margot: I’m still a little scared but I want him to have a good home
Guillermo: GIVE ME UR RAT I WILL CARE FOR THIS RAT
Margot: Awwwww yay!
Guillermo: And then I’ll fight Jared Leto
Margot Robbie: ALSO GOOD
Forced Safe Mode just went live. Go into your account settings to check for the changes.
Here’s how to turn it off: iOS:
Leave the Tumblr app for a sec and go to the main Settings app on your device.
Scroll down and tap “Tumblr.”
Look for “Safe Mode” and adjust the settings to match your comfort level.
Android:
Go to settings: Tap the little person in the tab bar, then the gear icon in the top right, then “General settings.”
Tap “Filtering,” then
Flip the Safe Mode switch on.
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Go to settings: Click the little fella in the top bar, then click settings.
Scroll to “Filtering,” and click the Safe Mode switch on.
We’re reblogging this because we know that sex ed resources often get caught by safe mode.
My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be embarrassed by my use of outdated memes….how long until I myself am not Hip With It….how long until I am no longer a trendy memer…
my greatest fear honestly
Listen, I am 40. I was around for the early internet of webrings and hamsterdance. Homestarrunner. Those little cats in the boat singing to Immigrant Song. Longcat. Ceiling cat. Radiskull. Powerthirst.
So to me anything that is funny on the internet is, and always will be, cutting-edge and hilarious. If it’s funny the first time, it’s funny the eleven thousandth time. No exceptions.
I accumulate memes. Social media sites form actual strata in my soul, revealing my geological age in layers: Geocities, Myspace, Livejournal, Tumblr. Memes encrust me, like jewels, just layer on layer of reaction gifs and shitposts, some of which I barely understand, but I refuse to let go of. I cling to them, they are ever-relevant, undying.
You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.
I am where memes go to die. I am where memes go to live eternal. Someday, if you are lucky, you will join me. Bring your breadsticks meme, your Spiders Georg, your Bode, your big mood, your Supernatural gifs, your oh worm. Come with me and rejoice in pointless in-jokes and long-forgotten references. Embrace your encyclopedic knowledge of comedy sites ca 2006 and come share the knowledge with us. Come with me and lik the bred.
You gotta.
“You callow youths, who think in your innocence that that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk.”
Put this on my headstone, underneath a picture of Ceiling Cat.
all your base are belong to us
I still call dogs doges and aw yis motherfrikkin breadcrumbs and ah, yes, the scalene triangle.
excuse me what the fuck are those eyes
Congrats. (via scruffbutt)
I was rec-ed a lot of techienician fic recently I loved to bits and felt inspired to have a go at drawing them ♥
I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.
my favourite thing about the ancient egyptian numerals is that once you get to a certain point really high up in numbers you just have this little guy holding out his arms saying “a whole fuckin lot of numbers”
dont know why this got notes but i figured itd be relevant to add that the little guy’s name is “heh”
“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
Reblog the lucky heh for one million (or many) dollars.
Batman explains who will really win in Batman v Superman.
#god bruce’s face#‘wonder woman doesn’t have weakness clark’#‘wonder woman is flawless and perfect clark’#‘wonder woman could probably destroy the earth if she wanted to and I couldn’t stop her clark’#‘we’re all fucking doomed clark’
did he just make that wonder woman case special only to keep it empty for a fucking dramatic reveal
HAVE YOU SEEN BATMAN WORK? HE IS LITERALLY LIKE, 90% REVEAL
What bugs me about this is Wonder Woman totally has a kryptonite, and Batman was willing to use it against her.
JLA: Tower of Babel. Great comic. Ra’s Al-Ghul has a super secret plan to destroy written language, but needs to keep the heroes busy. His solution?
Steal Batman’s fail-safes and use them.
They’re pretty fucked up. He lights Martian Manhunter on fire, freezes Plastic Man with liquid nitrogen, and fucking steal’s Batman’s parents. Yeah, graverobbing. That’s not even getting into literally dehydrating Aquaman.
Wonder Woman’s weakness? Weirdly badass.
He forces her into a simulation where she’s up against an villain who is in every way her equal. Why does that take her out? Because Wonder Woman is so dedicated to justice and finishing the fight, that she will literally exhaust herself to death fighting.
Wonder Woman’s weakness is that she. will. not. fucking. STOP. Even if it kills her. And that’s why she’s the best hero around.