if ur a not a coward... Prince Hata romantic hcs
Prince Hata is very benevolent and kind: Despite the irritable squawking of his attendant, he’s willing to overlook your dirty, inferior status and accept you as his lover. Count your lucky stars such an important royal has noticed you
He can’t take you back to his planet, so he makes time during his visits to earth to come see you. Like, maybe twice a year.
Every time Prince Hata kisses you, it’s like something from the movies. Though there’s a slick feel to them, as if he heavily oiled them beforehand, his thick lips pressing against yours are soft and pillowy. He makes small, eager grunts as the makeout session continues.
Zoo dates. Hata is introducing you to every species in the galaxies that there is to see, especially the dangerous kinds; one time, he even sent you a pet by mail, as birthday gift about two months after your birthday-- a 7-foot tall, fire-breathing rabbit-lizard hybrid straight from the planet of Draugr, with a gas-exuding skin that mixes with its fire to produce a deadly bomb! Plus, it had a ferocious temper to match!
Hata enjoys playing the earth game of hide-and-seek with you. But it isn’t so much a game anymore when he becomes the hider, because as he runs away, the clapping of his dummy thicc ass alerts you exactly where the amanto prince is.
Why? Why? Why? Everyone asks you. Just what were you thinking, agreeing to date that idiot?? Several offers had come your way, some of them offering psychiatric help and some of them offering to beat up Prince Hata, just in case he had some kind of blackmail against you. But you stay strong and by Hata’s side, because you are the only one in the world who truly sees and understands what a wonderful person the beautiful, purple alien royalty is.
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