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Hostile Haiku

@hostilehaiku

mostly improvised, classless haiku.

57 posts

Apr 6, 2025

Donald Trump, part 3

Whole life is nothing

but reaction to abuse

Caused by Fred, your dad

#trump #donald trump #politics #gop #hostilehaiku #haiku #poetry #hands off #child abuse #mental abuse

Apr 6, 2025

Donald Trump, part 2

2+ million are

Sick of your dumb, racist ass

Leave the world alone

#trump #donald trump #politics #gop #hostilehaiku #haiku #poetry #hands off #protest #april5 #fascisim

Aug 3, 2020

But TikTok!

The world is ending

US worried of TikTok

Priorities fucked

#haiku #tiktok #apocolypse #covid19

Aug 3, 2020

Hostility Overload

Many months since last post

Too many horrible things

Poem machine got jammed

#haiku #poetry #united states

Jan 24, 2017

Hot Knuckle Sandwich

Hey, Richard Spencer!

Look over here! **blap** **boom** **whack**

Piece of shit racist

#richardspencer #nazi #racist #knuckle sandwich

Feb 10, 2016

Bill Cosby

All zippity zop

Was nommin’ mad puddin’ pops

Now dealing with cops

#bill cosby #cosby #rape #quaaludes #puddinpop #rhyme #haiku #zerbert

Jan 18, 2016

Hillary Clinton

Looks of death at Bern

Then fake ass smiles and big lies

Dumb if you trust her

#hostilehaiku #haiku #hillary clinton #hillary2016 #bernie sanders #bernie2016 #feelthebern #dnc debate #democratic debate

Jan 15, 2016

Depression

Depression kills folks

Including those who don't tell

Check in on loved ones

#hostilehaiku #haiku #depression #alone

Jan 7, 2016

Donald Trump, part 1

3rd grader insults

from lips shaped like an asshole

insults the whole world

#trump #donald trump #politics #gop #gop debate #immature #hostilehaiku #haiku #poetry

Jan 18, 2013

The Universe Hates The Westboro Baptist Church

There is no God.

But if there was, he'd love gays,

and you'd be gone.

#WBC #Westboro Baptist Church #God #homosexuality

Dec 20, 2012

The Pinnacle of Idiocy, v.2012

You think we are done?

You've branded yourself with "DUMB"

Enjoy Saturday!

#apocolypse #mayans #mayan calendar #2012 #end of the world #idiots

Sep 24, 2012

Republicans

Woah! Self destruction!!!

religious fervour is gross

party of fucktards.

#Romney #Republicans #Mitt Romney #Paul Ryan #fucktards

Feb 27, 2012

The Oscars

Because the coke high

and ego boosts from Grammys

is just wearing off....

#hollywood #egos #The Oscars #The Grammys #Grammys

Feb 14, 2012

Chris Brown, Grammy Beater

Have zero talent?

Like hitting women? Well, then,

Here is your Grammy!

#Chris Brown #Rhianna #hollywood #grammys #no talent #egos #bullshit

Feb 5, 2012

Humph!

Super Bowl Sunday

football, commerce, alcohol....

And the Manning Face!

#football #manning face #nfl #capitalism #expressions

Jan 26, 2012

Thug Life?

Rihanna tattoo

says thug life. ML

King rolls in his grave...

#Martin Luther King #ghetto #glamour #thug #Rihanna #tattoo

Nov 22, 2011

I saw Jesus in the Church of Stop Shopping!

holiday decor

up on November 15th?

Christ!!! (what would he buy?)

#consumerism #reverend billy #anti-christ

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