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Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!
"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe
How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.
This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.
I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing
alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery
sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.
this is so fucking funny
I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.
What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.
Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?
Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.
Izutsumi is aroace, you agree with me, happy pride.
I just met a mother of an autistic child who thinks vaccines cause autism but is still pro-vaccine. Didn't know ppl like her existed tbh
My panis is rusted iron nub so nobody really gives a shit about it
im a protected species you fucking asshole
Water goblin
Wet Beast Wednesday
· divine protector of magic · 15" x 21", multimedia collage. (nov, 2023)
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this remains one of my top favorite pieces i made while in school. i really pushed ,myself with the collage materials i had and i'm really proud of it. i easily spent 12+ hours on this thing, my poor back was aching.
"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts