Hot-Head-Crikey

[hot-head-crikey]

SOUP.

Soup? SOUP?? ........ What kind of soup?

[hot-head-crikey]

Ey up Crikey, ever heard of "Nightwish"?

-lays down in the grass and just gets absolutely lost into the Nightwish song Amaranth and it's like he's on a whole other level of existence. He hadn't felt like this since the first time he listened to Bon Jovi-

I think you just showed me some new music that I like quite a bit! Thanks, mate!

[hot-head-crikey]

Happy Pride Month Crikey!

Happy Pride, Mate! It's been rough times, but here we are, still going strong. To all the ignorant ones who look down at us that are part of the lgbtq+ community, they can answer to ME! I'll fight all the homophobes if they have anything to say about our rights to exist! There's no room for THAT nonsensical hatred, and it will not be tolerated. As you know, I don't mind getting my hands dirty.

@khaoticemerald

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[emerald-hex-blog]

Heck yeah! See @askpendulumdepot, it's completely normal to dump a gallon of hotsauce on your bacon

[askpendulumdepot]

No...no that's just you both who do that I fear.

Genuinely how are you alright eating that?? @rnmbarb @emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

What do you mean? It just adds more flavor! .... Although, this was Crikey's hot sauce, and i think the only thing I'm concerned about is the fact that I can do this, now.

-takes a lighter and let's out a belch, just for her breath to quite literally catch on fire like dragons breath. It was actually pretty bad ass...... And then she had to be immature about it-

I can do the same thing with my ass! Here, look-

-uses the lighter so she can fart fire-

@askpendulumdepot

@emerald-hex-blog

[askpendulumdepot]

....I see.

Well hoomin spitting fire was not exactly what I expected to witness today. @rnmbarb

[emerald-hex-blog]

Well it is kinda cool though! Wonder if organics could do that too? @rnmbarb @askpendulumdepot

[monster-krumholtz]

I don't see why anybody would wanna put their bodies through that?? It sounds painful! And did Barb just fart fire??? What the he- heck was in that hot sauce??? (Almost said hell)

Not to mention, the smell.... and the fire hazards

But mostly the smell!

But I suppose if an Organic really wanted to, they could do so as well. I don't think anybody can handle hot sauce like you, or Barb though!

I think you two are just built differently. But that's what makes you special! 💜💜💜

@emerald-hex-blog

[emerald-hex-blog]

Huh, yeah I suppose that'd be a bit too strong of a smell for most folks. Well thanks Monster!

[monster-krumholtz]

You're welcome! Be aware of Crikeys hot sauce though. After a couple hours, Barb spent most of the evening in the bathroom. Poor girl. :(

Then again, she practically ate half the bottle. I still think she was trying to fight god.

@emerald-hex-blog

[emerald-hex-blog]

Ohhh yeah I've tried that stuff before, my grease arteries still haven't fully recovered. @monster-krumholtz

[hot-head-crikey]

Yeah it's supposed to clear out all those toxins in your body. It's a natural remedy! (Mod: trust)

@emerald-hex-blog

[flurrylicious]

why did he do this

[satire-overdose]

[xoxaxfkitt]

colored and everything...

[hot-head-crikey]

DELETE THIS PICTURE

@xoxaxfkitt

[hot-head-crikey]

I've noticed you understand the old language. Have you grown up with relatives that still spoke in binary, or did you learn it for fun at some point?

Me mother had taught me the importance of understanding the old language, as it's incredibly important to keep alive through our mechanical culture.

I also used to live amongst those in the criminal community who still speak binary today, so that's how we communicate. It's also good for when I want to have private conversations, so I'll speak to me crew in binary during a serious heist.

I may not have been able to go into real school as a lad, but I still learned important things like that through me mother.

[emerald-hex-blog]

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[emerald-hex-blog]

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[hot-head-crikey]

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🌟 🌟 🌟 :)

@emerald-hex-blog

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@emerald-hex-blog

[hot-head-crikey]

I've noticed you understand the old language. Have you grown up with relatives that still spoke in binary, or did you learn it for fun at some point?

Me mother had taught me the importance of understanding the old language, as it's incredibly important to keep alive through our mechanical culture.

I also used to live amongst those in the criminal community who still speak binary today, so that's how we communicate. It's also good for when I want to have private conversations, so I'll speak to me crew in binary during a serious heist.

I may not have been able to go into real school as a lad, but I still learned important things like that through me mother.

[emerald-hex-blog]

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[hot-head-crikey]

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@emerald-hex-blog

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[hot-head-crikey]

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@emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[emerald-hex-blog]

Heck yeah! See @askpendulumdepot, it's completely normal to dump a gallon of hotsauce on your bacon

[askpendulumdepot]

No...no that's just you both who do that I fear.

Genuinely how are you alright eating that?? @rnmbarb @emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

What do you mean? It just adds more flavor! .... Although, this was Crikey's hot sauce, and i think the only thing I'm concerned about is the fact that I can do this, now.

-takes a lighter and let's out a belch, just for her breath to quite literally catch on fire like dragons breath. It was actually pretty bad ass...... And then she had to be immature about it-

I can do the same thing with my ass! Here, look-

-uses the lighter so she can fart fire-

@askpendulumdepot

@emerald-hex-blog

[hot-head-crikey]

BAHAHAHAHA!!! BARB WHAT THE HELL?? 😭

[hot-head-crikey]

I've noticed you understand the old language. Have you grown up with relatives that still spoke in binary, or did you learn it for fun at some point?

Me mother had taught me the importance of understanding the old language, as it's incredibly important to keep alive through our mechanical culture.

I also used to live amongst those in the criminal community who still speak binary today, so that's how we communicate. It's also good for when I want to have private conversations, so I'll speak to me crew in binary during a serious heist.

I may not have been able to go into real school as a lad, but I still learned important things like that through me mother.

[emerald-hex-blog]

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[hot-head-crikey]

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@emerald-hex-blog

[rnmbarb]

-Barb practically pouring hot sauce alllllllllll over her plate of ham, bacon and eggs, and then some salt and pepper, and then a few more squirts of hot sauce-

Barb: ..... Perfect. -eats like normal- mm... Hey, have any of you guys had this hot sauce? It's got a good bite to it.

[hot-head-crikey]

I see Barb likes the hot sauce I made for her. My secret? You'll never know. It's a family recipe. ;)

If it don't bite, it ain't right.

[hot-head-crikey]

I've noticed you understand the old language. Have you grown up with relatives that still spoke in binary, or did you learn it for fun at some point?

Me mother had taught me the importance of understanding the old language, as it's incredibly important to keep alive through our mechanical culture.

I also used to live amongst those in the criminal community who still speak binary today, so that's how we communicate. It's also good for when I want to have private conversations, so I'll speak to me crew in binary during a serious heist.

I may not have been able to go into real school as a lad, but I still learned important things like that through me mother.

[hot-head-crikey]

The day no one talks you is the day you are irrelevant, so thank you. OK, never heard of your channel and I admit I didn't see the video, but a few points

- in 2006 when we started, we were obviously a bit ahead of the curve

- in 2012 when every channel was some vlogger sitting on the couch, we mastered our signature style and many cried as it looked more like VH1/MTV/ESPN and not what the vocal minority viewed as "youtube content."

- the challenge in media is staying relevant, keeping your audience guessing, etc

- companies like Buzzfeed/Vice/VOX and channels that inspired themselves by us (by their own admission) all came and went. we managed to

BOTH keep our OG fans happy and innovate.

- if by downfall you mean being a survivor, having 100+ FTEs who earn their living with us, then I will take it

- also, this may be inside baseball, but you are aware that AVOD is YouTube 1.0 and the platform has evolved, right? I could break it down for you, but why bother. Hint: viewers are spending nearly an hour per watch session watching our content... we are, in the ways that matter, more pertinent than ever...

- as per SoundMojo, again, think of 2012 when the vocal minority whined and then we got the last laugh.

Haters, envious, jealous people are fuel to our fire...

IF YOU DON'T CUT IT OUT, I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF! 👊 🎉

[hot-head-crikey]

Crikey what kinds of music do you like to listen to?

I usually like punk rock or something metal!

Me friend Barb showed me this band called Metallica, and right now me favorite song is Master Of Puppets! It really rocks! We listened to Metallica all night with me crew and had ourselves a party.

Don't worry, I made sure we were in a private area in case there'd be noise complaints. Don't want to risk Barbs safety.

We also listened to this other band Panic! At The Disco and I love the song

Say Amen (Saturday Night)

Humans sure know how to make good music!

-singing a verse of Say Amen (Saturday)-

Swear to God, I ain't ever gonna repent! Mama, can I get another Amen?

Oh oh oh oh oh,

Oh, It's Saturday Night, yeah!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ2iVfpvpyo&si=XIsQZKJ5dxRDVcNX

[rnmbarb]

Um, so I made a sketch of Crikey as a lawyer! Doesn't he look cool? He'd be like- the best lawyer ever! He'd get business taken care of! Crikey thinks that it's too late for him to go back to school. But I believe that if he really tried to take all the right steps, then he can do it!

He just needs to believe in himself too.

@hot-head-crikey

[hot-head-crikey]

((Crikey internally)) ((Don'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCryDon'tCry- ))

Thank you lassy. I... I do look pretty sharp in that monkey suit, don't I? Heheh... You're quite the little artist.

[hot-head-crikey]

Is there any crime you WON'T do?

Well I suppose everyone has their limits.

For me, I strictly forbid harming any children. Me own mother, one of the greatest criminals of her time, despised anyone who'd harm a child. The moment me father laid his claws on me as a young lad, me mother made sure nobody would find any trace of him, and hidden each of his mechanical parts in different parts of the world.

Now he lives in an eternal conscious bleak life of darkness as the world keeps turning and moving on without him.

That's what should happen to ANYONE who thinks it's alright to harm and put children in danger.

I've beaten a lot of pathetically weak blokes in me life, but I'll NEVER put up me fists to a defenseless child.

It makes me ANGRY just thinking about it! I need to go hit someone!!!

[hot-head-crikey]

Would you ever try to give up crime?

Would I ever give up crime? Ha! What kind of question is...

-he gets thoughtful for a moment because maybe there was someone he would give up crime for-

Well... Me and Barb did talk about what life could be like if I didn't do crime anymore.

She's pretty naive to think that I can just switch up overnight like that. All the years I've spent, doing the only thing I've ever known to survive? That doesn't just go away.

.... And yet... It's the fact that Barb believes that I could. You know... change. For the better. But what would I even do? Do I even know who I am without crime as a central part of me life? It's not like I ever had any major dreams. Not any dreams I could realistically achieve, anyhow.

Not everyone is so privileged to have that choice, and those people usually think they're better than us. They have no idea what it's like to have it rough in life because they're fed with the silver spoon!

It enrages me.

But- If I could get out of doing crime... and don't you DARE laugh. I'd start practicing law to help those in need. To help people who are mostly like me. In poverty, debt, with limited options. I'd open a door for those people in a way nobody could for me.

But it's just unrealistic. People would never take me seriously as a professional lawyer, much less with my criminal record. Would you?

[hot-head-crikey]

Why are you so cool? :-)

-Crikey pauses for a second, not expecting the compliment, and he gets slightly bashful, but maintains his tough guy act-

I suppose I am pretty cool, aren't I?

-flexes mechanical muscles-

It must be all the crime and dangerous heists I get into. Don't forget all that hard time in jail, and how I've won almost every fight.... Unless I'm fighting that JD lass.

She's quite the force to be reckoned with.