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[v1ncenthallberg]

@therealjacksepticeye have you heard what they're saying about you??

[therealjacksepticeye]

GAY AND GREY!

[pumpkinowl13]

i LOVE. how heartbreak high makes a character absolutely unbearable to the point of them becoming two dimensional, only to tear the rug from underneath you and force you to remember that they are a HUMAN BEING with thoughts and feelings. redemption arc plotlines are my FAV

[unlikelychildchaos]

My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Reverse ficbunny I can't get out of my head:

'Ilya gets added to the WAG groupchat as Lily' fic

BUT...

At first it reads like just another fluffy 'all the WAGs are lovely future-allies who adore, respect and ogle Shane (as Ilya expects)' fic.

But gradually Ilya realises they're all micro-aggressively racist and ableist about Shane behind his back, deeply resent his position, talent, and fame and lack of interest in them, and clearly don't think of themselves as racist at all, etc. Extra casual homophobia in there too (not targeted at Shane but literally only because they don't know). And from context he can tell their bfs/husbands on the team are saying worse (except Jackie/Hayden, who aren't included).

And just. Slowburn of Ilya gaining insight into Shane's experience of daily racism and other things they've never talked about, what he's like around straight people, realising that team really doesn't deserve him, etc etc. Feeling anguish and rage over the horrible-person-POV of interactions with Shane where Shane was clearly really nice and had no idea what they were thinking.

(And maybe simultaneous 'Shane added to the WAG chat as Jane' and spending all his time 'he would not fucking say that'-ing women who mischaracterise Ilya as a fun dumb lazy borderline-alcoholic fuckboy.)

[chachi-baby]

I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special

[mikeslawyer]

will saying “I don’t like girls” and then the scene cutting to show mike gulping is diabolical btw. I just know this boy had the rain fight flashing before his eyes.

[girl-named-matty]

girlcrush

[hs-is-loml]

FORGET ABOUT SMUT. I LOVE IT BUT PLEASE I AM TIRED OF IT. I NEED ANGST. I NEED GUT WRENCHING EMOTIONAL TURMOIL THAT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. I NEED TO BAWL JUST FROM THINKING ABOUT IT.

[puncertainty]

penny drop moment

[infinite-orangepeel]

steve is NEVER beating the allegations of having a very clear and obvious type

[obnoxiousdead]

in another timeline Will would've walked in on steve and eddie kissing in the back of that fuck ass van instead

[2xheart]

this fits too good

[galecstatic]

don't forget to claim your ticket!!!!!!!

[longstoryshqrt]

Volume 1 tomorrow, claim your ticket while you still can

[morganbritton132]

Fic where infamous rockstar Eddie Munson is a walking PR disaster. The tabloids have dubbed him as out of control and a menace, and it’s pass the point of a little counter-culture rebellion helping his career.

His management hires him a wrangler.

Unfortunately, out of frustration and laziness, they hire the first clean cut guy to come in for an interview and this Steve guy?

He’s insane.

His management clearly looked at the polo shirt and trendy hair, and ignored the clear mental breakdown this guy is having.

He’s jumpy as fuck and responds to everything like it’s a life and death situation. He’s escalating situations that Eddie didn’t know could be escalated.

Eddie is kinda in love.

He’s also more stressed out than he has ever been in his entire life.

[eriquin]

@morganbritton132 tag preservation squad: #Fic where Steve gets tortured by Russians. goes to LA. tries to get a janitor job. goes on tour with the band.#has he worked through his trauma? no#does he act to everything like he’s still being tortured? yes#is Eddie in love with this guy who tries to fight you in his sleep? absolutely#Eddie asked exactly once what happened to him and Steve was just like: I used to work at a mall

[toktopus-art]

halloween means season 2 AUs 🎃

[lxttie52]

Why do they always kill off the finest women in horror movies why can’t we let the baddies win