how lucky indeed.

(noah / silver / sunny | 28 | he pronouns)

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[officerhaughtstuff]

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........

now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020

[heterokatedison]

is it too early or can we start screaming now

[heterokatedison]

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

[jorolle]

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[skopostheorie]

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[sugoiney-weaver]

Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

[prizedpesto]

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[luxiomahariel]

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[shakespeare-guy-anon]

in a world full of opinions on the new odyssey movie

go and watch the hadestown proshot in theatres with your best friend

[otaku553]

The guy ever

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[orionthebirdguy]

this came to me in a dream

[kaliune]

hello there 🌠