VILLAIN

on Monday they destroyed me but by Friday I'm revived

[overlightness]

I like you anyway.

[overlightness]

Vacuuming is about walking around aggressively hitting the feet of every single piece of furniture you own. If some dust or hair gets picked up along the way, so be it.

[overlightness]

Why would you have to go?

[overlightness]

Yeah you can love someone you don’t trust, but neither of you are going to have a good time.

[hotboxintoxins]

I've never felt so alone in my entire life. What do you mean my mom is gone? What do you mean I can't text her? What do you mean she's never going to call me again? How is this even possible?

[hotboxintoxins]

Today I spent all day wondering why I hadn't heard from my mother. Tonight I was notified by the police that she passed away. I haven't seen my mom in nine years and now I'll never see her alive again. She's never going to hug me again. Now I'm without parents, without family, without anything, it feels like. Now I have to fly home to a place I haven't even been to in almost a decade, after spending half my life trying to get away from it, and I don't even get to see my mom. And then I come back here, to what? Why?

What is my life supposed to look like now, when this whole time it revolved around being able to make things better for my family? A family that doesn't even exist anymore?

It was always just me and my mom. Even when we didn't speak for years. Whether it was good or it was bad. It was always just us. And now it isn't. Now it's just me. Now I'm just alone here and it feels so awful.

How am I supposed to sleep tonight? How am I ever supposed to sleep again? I just want my mom.

[overlightness]

The dispensary sales experience just doesn't do it for me. Vague platitudes from your lifelong weed man can't be beat.

[hotboxintoxins]

tfw you're racing the melatonin + valerian you took to complete your daily Duolingo goals

[zegalba]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

[chill4234-reblogs]

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[overlightness]

Love is just a side effect of running errands together.

[overlightness]

[hotboxintoxins]

I need a half gallon of mango lassi and a crazy straw

[hotboxintoxins]

I hate the fact that I knew I wasn't going to feel like cooking today so I went to the grocery store and bought two lasagnas because I knew one wouldn't be enough if I was hungry.

But, also, I love the fact that I know myself so well because I don't feel like cooking today and one lasagna wasn't enough.

[hotboxintoxins]

In the process of convincing myself that there is nothing better or more decadent than being able to get out of bed in the morning and go lay on the couch. Truly the mark of luxury to do this instead of scrambling to get ready for whatever obligation.

[hotboxintoxins]