As a fun experiment to really fuck with AI Bros. Refer to AI as just being a ton of if statements and thats it. It drives them fucking crazy. Why is AI so power hungry? So inefficient with all those if statements. How does AI work? so many if statements. If asked for image of dog make dog. Duh. How does AI Think? If asked for this, tell them that. If they start getting more specific, the ONLY concession you should make is "Well yeah of course they use random number generators with the if statements to get different results. DUH." Maybe some regex parsing to really throw them for a loop as to how it understands typos. If they try to argue, ask them to show you the code for an AI. They can't. Its a black box. Then slap it on with a "Its called a large language model for a reason silly billy. Its large because of the if statements language used to form the model DUH."
