return of the jedi.

𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒/𝐄𝐔 𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑. not the last jedi, but the first of the new. written by 𝐕𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐑.

[hotchocolatejedi]

hotchocolatejedi: 𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒/𝐄𝐔 𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑. not the last jedi, but the first of the new.

"be a candle against the endless night, as infernos come to life with a single spark."

written by 𝐕𝐈𝐊𝐓𝐎𝐑 (21+, they/them). blog established in 2016, revamped & moved in 2023.

affiliated with @rcvanchist & @etoilebleu.

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[hotchocolatejedi]

Since I have been so tired lately: a gentle prodding that if you're wanting to move stuff to discord, or want to have discord threads on top of tumblr, that is great w/ me! I love tumblr, but until my sleep study, I will be just lurking on the dash and maybe responding every once in a while.

[stardads]

Clan of "Getting Cuffed Because of the Empire"

[lukeskywalkerhope]

luke skywalker

galaxy of adventures shorts

[darthvaders]

#Galaxy's mightiest heroes

[its-kinda-snowy]

this bitch needs to bleed more tbh

[hotchocolatejedi]

Hiatus!

Have been v stressed out + my health has been getting worse.

[its-kinda-snowy]

We were born in the shadow of the crimes of our fathers Blood was our inheritance No, we did not ask for this

[its-kinda-snowy]

@tremendouskoalachild requested: "Can we get a dark side Luke Skywalker? 🥺"

I think we should let Luke be a bit sith, as a treat

[b1gtimerush]

lights, camera, action! a collection of scenarios / plots from yours truly.

amnesia. one of our characters loses most of their memories.

bodyswap. both of our characters swap bodies.

co-parent. both of our characters suddenly have to raise a child together.

dream. one of our characters visits the other in a dream.

earth. both of our characters find each other on post-apocalyptic earth.

flashback. both of our characters are stuck in the past.

flashforward. both of our characters are stuck in the future.

greencard. one of our characters marries the other for a green card.

groundhog. both of our characters are stuck in a time loop.

haunt. one of our characters is dead and haunting the other.

ink. one of our characters writes/draws the other into existence.

investigate. one of our characters is hired to investigate the other.

job. one of our characters will do anything for a pay-check, the other hires them for an odd job.

kin. one of our characters meets an alternate universe version of the other.

language. one of our characters has been cursed to speak nonsense, somehow the other is the only one who can understand them.

magnetic. both of our characters are magically magnetised to each other.

number. one of our characters is in trouble and was given the number of the other to call if they needed help.

ogre. one of our characters turns into an ogre at night.

possession. one of our characters meets the other while possessing someone else's body.

quest. both of our characters set off on an adventure/journey together.

rescue. one of our characters saves the other from danger.

resurrect. one of our characters comes back from the dead.

sleepwalk. one of our characters always sleepwalks to where the other is.

taken. one of our characters finds the other after they've been kidnapped.

transplant. 'where's my boyfriend?' 'who do you think gave you the heart?'

urgent. one of our characters is injured, the other is their emergency contact.

vegas. both of our characters wake up married after a drunk night in vegas.

wish. one of our characters makes a wish and the other shows up as a result.

x-ray. one of our characters develops x-ray vision, the other is the only person they can't see through.

yeehaw. both of our characters are in the wild wild west.

zing. both of our characters are struck by lightning and can now sense each other's thoughts and feelings.

[ghostmemesource]

💞 that's amore !! a collection of valentine's day symbols. it's a mix of sfw and nsfw. for multis, please include who you're sending them to/from. feel free to reverse roles.

💋 to kiss my muse

💞 to ask my muse to be their valentine

💕 to tell my muse that your muse loves them

💌 to write a valentine's day letter to my muse

💐 to give my muse flowers

🍫 to give my muse chocolate

🍷 to have a valentine's day dinner with my muse

🍿 to watch a romantic movie with my muse

🍓 to surprise my muse with breakfast in bed

💃 to slow dance with my muse

🐶 to give my muse a pet

👗 to tell my muse they look beautiful/handsome

👙 to see my muse in lingerie

😏 to see my muse undressed

🛀 to take a romantic bath with my muse

👅 to go down on my muse

👆 to finger or give my muse a handjob

😘 to leave hickeys on my muse

[jedibattlemaster]

Honestly, getting randomly teleported to someplace different wasn't even a blip on his scanners. Zian was used to being the focus of weird situations. The blond haired man in front of him also seemed quite calm at someone just appearing. His words however gave Zian pause.

Yavin 4 was familiar, the forest moon where Revan met his true end. A praxeum could have been established on it while Zian had been in a carbonite coma. But the last part...

Zian blinks a few times, "Pardon? Did I hear you right? 'New Jedi Order?'" Was this a splinter Order? But those usually named themselves something different, not saying they were the new order.

- @hotchocolatejedi

[hotchocolatejedi]

𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐍 𝐍𝐎𝐃. "You did hear me right," he says, tone somber and face pinched with grief. Being the last Jedi, trained by Master Yoda & Obi-Wan Kenobi, had taken its toll on him. Though he wanted to keep teaching, Skywalker felt the odds were stacked against him, and he felt that the challenge of rebuilding the now-defunct order was too immense for himself alone.

"Yes," comes the confused response a moment later, head bowed & brows furrowed, "New Jedi Order, since the Empire destroyed the old one. We're rebuilding here." The Jedi Praxeum was mostly empty, Luke having failed to find any talent. The Force, it seemed, decided to bring just the talent he needed to succeed.

"Who are you? Does the Force do the same thing to you that it does to me - sends you places you need to be?"

[hotchocolatejedi]

PLOTTING CALL. I know I don't usually post starter or plotting calls, but because my brain is garbage - can ya'll like this if you're interested in plotting w/ me, so I can actually make a list + not have to hunt ya'll down for sport?

[hotchocolatejedi]

@rebelrug sent: “   this place is so much nicer without the loudmouths .   ”

𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐄, 𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐊 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒: 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐖𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄. The Cantina is as seedy as it is dark, the faint glow of holosigns with exotic dancers and advertisements scrawled in Aurabesh the only source of muted light amidst what feels like perpetual darkness.

In truth, it only feels that dark because Luke is not used to these places, having only been to the Mos Eisley Cantina a few times in his life: he could count on one hand just how many. Though he'd often puff out his chest and act as if he knew cantinas well, Skywalker fibbed on most occasions -

"It is," he agrees, that wry smirk growing until it makes a single brow raise, "I wonder if many lifeforms think before they speak. Those fellows certainly didn't." A Twi'lek had had the audacity to call Chewie a Walking Carpet, Luke Chewie's "snack," and had joked about it with his friends for a long while until they caught sight of a distinct disgust in the Wookiee's features, and the glint of a lightsaber. That ended it quickly.

They're here on an errand to pick up something for Lando Calrissian, - a beloved contact of the Rebellion - and after the war was won, Calrissian turned into a beloved friend of Luke's. Though Han and him shared a troubled history, Lando was dependable, and an ally.

"Hungry or thirsty?" the Jedi asks, "It may take some time for our contact to head this way, we may as well eat."

[tatooineknights]

When you're the main character but you spend half your time in the background reacting to everyone else's bullshit.

[tedloganshairclips]

hm

[hotchocolatejedi]

@therapardalis sent: “ Good to see you made it back safe . ”

𝐒𝐊𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐁𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐗-𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆.

"I'm glad you're safe, too."

Luke brushes his fingers along his gear and wipes off some stray marks of engine buildup. His X-Wing had a slight failure right before he hit the base, and Artoo was more than a little off-kilter from taking a few direct hits. Luke's lucky to be alive.

"What did I miss when I was gone? How'd your - uh - how'd that go?"