Hostile Mario

Formerly known as hotelmariolives

[lhamilten]

Niki Lauda (1974), Michael Schumacher (1996), and Lewis Hamilton (2026) claiming their maiden win for Ferrari in Spain.

[human-pet-they]

[partywithponies]

"Our game has male love interests to suit ✨️ every ✨️ taste!"

*looks inside*

*it's 8 skinny guys with near identical haircuts but in different colours, all 20-something in appearance, and if you're lucky one is every so slightly more muscled than the others and one is ever so slightly skinnier and/or shorter than the others*

[beefwizard91]

Tumblr is a landfill full of victims of parental neglect who think jacking off & smoking weed is funny

[cadillacjohnf1]

everyone's a Lewis Hamilton fan

[44x16]

that's their guy!!!!

[cadillacjohnf1]

[blaney-and-clyde]

look I’m gonna defend carson hocevar I don’t care what he does out on that track. putting that out there now. he could throw out a banana peel from his window and even if chase elliott slips and spins on it I’m sorry, but my kitty whiskers snookums should have been looking where he was driving. I am under spells people.

[hotelmariolives]

Denny Hamlin win with Kyle Busch tribute 🥲

[cadillacjohnf1]

unfortunately i do kinda love whatever genre of image this is

[hotelmariolives]

erik jones doing well so this will naturally mean something horrible will befall him between now & the end of the race

[multiseb21]

[wanderinghalo27]

Revised scale of bikefuckerism

[trackietrac]

my fav fact about brad is him basically being addicted to his phone

[wanderinghalo27]

Tentative scale of bikefuckerism

edit: revised

[cultstatus]

His response to getting parked for flipping off NASCAR officials is still one of my faves ever. the constitutional rights of everybody.

[hotelmariolives]

Large part of me praying for a michael mcdowell win this weekend if for nothing else but to somehow prevent kyle busch from getting a spire seat in cup

[hotelmariolives]

Well god this aged poorly 😭