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FUCK THE PATRIOTS.

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With his departure from the Ottawa Senators to join the Red Wings in the Murder Mitten (still the best nickname for a US state), Daniel Alfredsson proved that he isn't a god. He's not even Superman. Daniel Alfredsson is Batman. Alfie is the hero Ottawa deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT. Go Sens Go!!

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Today is "BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET" Day

To prepare everyone for "Believe Everything You Read On The Internet" Day, here's an example. This link leads you to a video of Rick Astley lip synching to that classic song "Never Gonna Give You Up". Remember, BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET. http://bit.ly/ZvQsIZ

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It's 2013. How the flying fuck are we still alive?!

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As much as I like to moan and bitch about how America gets it wrong, I enjoy celebrating even more when America gets it RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS TO CASSADEE POPE FOR WINNING THE VOICE SEASON 3!! YOU DONE GOOD, AMERICA!!

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Taylor Swift's "Red", much like her last album “Speak Now”, should be used as a baseline for basic human intelligence. If one can listen to the entirety of the album and not believe the album is a good one, that person should have his/her eardrums forcibly removed, be prohibited from attending institutions of learning, and be rendered sterile. Music would not be wasted on persons of little cognitive ability, public funds would not be wasted on trying to force intelligence on a being utterly incapable of receiving it, and the health care system along with general human society would not be burdened by the shortcomings of the idiot’s idiotic offspring.

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John Mayer, you should heed the advice as given by the Manic Street Preachers: "Don't wanna see your face. Don't wanna hear your words. WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF!!!!"

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BOXING IS DEAD. THAT WAS COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT.

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It took me four days to reach this conclusion from watching Chris Mann perform "You Raise Me Up" on The Voice: That Sign Language chick is FUCKING HOT. Yes, Chris Mann's voice is that distractingly awesome.

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WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA?

Not that Jermaine didn’t have a wonderful voice, b/c he did. But the fuck? I’m sorry, but Chris Mann & Juliet Simms deserved to be in the top two. And Chris Mann should have won.

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WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

CHRIS MANN GOT FOURTH PLACE

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

HE AND JULIET ARE LITERALLY THE BEST SINGERS ON THE SHOW

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOLY SHIT BALLS

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Americans should be ashamed about two things: North Carolinians approving Amendment One; and Tony Lucca garnering more votes than Chris Mann. REALLY, DUMBSHIT AMERICA?! CAN YOU BE THAT STUPID?!?! FUCK YOU, AMERICAN FUCKTARDS!!!

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EGGSTERMINATE!!

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What do Chris Jericho and Ronda Rousey have in common?

ARMBAR!!!

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Taylor Swift's wonderful performance of "Mean" made us forget for a brief moment that you can beat the shit out of your girlfriend and STILL win a Grammy. Fuck you, Chris Brown.

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Twitter observation: Black people hate Taylor Swift.

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The entire Twilight series can be summed up in two words: "Love bites.". I would have also accepted "Don't bother.".

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