Who even am I?

Hello there, you can call me Anna! (She/her) Hockey (let's go Pens!)

[lilywhiteandburgundyandblue]

[hiyari8]

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[concerningwolves]

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

[monsieurenjlolras]

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

[user-1005]

Love it when hockey duos got gay allegations. That’s how you know it’s real friendship

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West

[ninjaomelet]

But can't the penguins not really run on ice?? They jsut kind of... waddle. I'm now imagining the belly slide across the ice while the other teams flail.

more accurate depiction of penguins hockey:

[torigates]

[terrificflow-blog]

[jamietarttsiconichat]

cutie patootie juggler

[kamillahn]

Charlie Hiscock as Will Kitman in Ted Lasso season 2

[ninjaomelet]

while we all know that puck giving is a Very Important Thing for pittsburgh penguins, sidney crosby as a penguin is still bad at feelings and all he knows is that he doesn’t like it if anyone other than geno gives him pucks

[kbsd-moved]

they ARE a throuple and keeley IS in charge (youtube) (a birthday gift for rachel @lesbiantoziers​ <3)

[armadillorollup]

🎶~two brooos chilling in a penalty booox five feet apart cause they're not gay ~ 🎶

[littlebeetbadhands]

my name is Sid, and wen i stand, to giv a speech, so very grand, to all the press, who watch lyke hawks, i luk at them. i wear my crocs.

[ninjaomelet]

plot twist: au where everyone but sidney crosby has become a penguin

[intheupside]

[smollandtoll]

HC: The Dickscourse

This headcanon is mildly NSFW right off the bat so uh, venture below the cut if you want to chat about Sidney Crosbys anatomy.

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[robindrake13]

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