A . M .

Philly Bred. San Diego Living. Orange Hair. Scooters. Bully breeds. Vinyl Records.

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

If anyone from illuminati is watching this rn, don’t be shy. message me so we can make my deal

[hotrodhearts]

🙋💁

[skelepoison-spooks]

IT HAS BEGUN

[gothiccharmschool]

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

[queenanthai]

IT’S FUCKING JULY

[imtheoppositeofamnesia]

WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY

[hotrodhearts]

🙏🙏🙏

[oliviavirginiaharrison]

[egobuzz]

parents: we want grandchildren 

me: [adopts puppy] 

me: congratulations, his name is bark ruffalo and he loves you

[hotrodhearts]

markruffalo

[matt-cant-fail]

Iconic Punk Albums With Kittens On The Cover

[hotrodhearts]

😍😍

[comedycentral]

[eidolonoftheforest-deactivated2]

[sickjacket]

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

[the-blues-mary]

From The Backseat by The Gaslight Anthem.

[mulaney-ssss-deactivated2015122]

[keefrich-deactivated20151214]

[editorincreeps-deactivated20180]

If you get a job that matches your 401k, find a way to invest at least the amount they match. Just. frick frack find a way. Because the amount they throw in there will you build for you hella-long-term.

Open an account with Ally Bank or similar. The interest rate for a savings account is (currently) 0.99%, the fee is $0.00, and the minimum balance is $0.01. Keep your extra cheddar in this mouse, even if it’s pocket change (we’ll get to this in a minute).

Check out Acorns.com or find something similar. It rounds your purchases up and invests the change.

Here is the deal with money: it makes money.

If you are down to pocket change, your pocket change should be making you pennies. Because money makes money. Either for you or for someone else.

Technology is breaking down the barriers of entry for, well, everything. And investments and money will be among the final holdouts, because A) they require a lot of research/time/energy to learn how to work, and B) a lot of rich folk make a lot of money off of keeping poor folk poor.

Fuck. That.

Make your money make you money even if you’re poor.

[facebookstaff-blog]

Like when ppl are trying to get fucked up why choose a beer when you could have I dunno whipped cream flavored vodka????????

[fuckoffedna-deactivated20160116]

Try to tell this to a German ;p We don’t like girly drinks.

[facebookstaff-blog]

What the fuck is a girly drink how do drinks have a gender a dude ain’t got fucked up taste buds to know beer is nasty and whipped cream tastes fuckin good..

[darthtnt]

Not to fucking mention those “girly drinks” tend to be like five fucking alcohols mixed together to make one drink like what the fuck bro I get more alcohol content by eating the fucking fruit off my tiny plastic sword then I would out of most of your “manly” ass beers

[pyxell-deactivated20150620]

yeah i never got this.

sure, dude, lemme just be “girly” over here with my tray of double-shots of vodka while you sip a can of wheat tea with the alcohol content of my left toe.

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

I like beer a lot but if I want to drink that taste like rainbows are going to shoot out of my ass I will

[hotrodhearts]

Wheat tea 😂😂😂

[lilsansphil]

[king-emare]

Oh shit. I never realized this.

[divine-noire]

This is a depressing reality every 4th of July.

[miguelmarquezoutside]

I was sent this GIF version of my last project by Eli Bary ([email protected])

I’m flattered and impressed.

[chirotusinfinitum]

For any of my followers with anxiety

[horusboris]

[aplacebothwonderfulandstrange-d]

[furioas]

Those were her words. [insp]