I've been absolutely swamped with exams, but here's a Slagar, Tsarmina and Cluny, the villains of the first three Redwall books!
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I've been absolutely swamped with exams, but here's a Slagar, Tsarmina and Cluny, the villains of the first three Redwall books!
The Redwall books will be like “the baby mice giggled with glee while dancing around the pond” then two paragraphs later “the slavers dumped the corpse into a ditch”
I picked up Mariel of Redwall again to get ahead of the discord book club and
I forgot how intense a villain Gabool is
Howling his own name into a thunderstorm; decapitating a guy because he sassed him; pulling the "I'm getting soft in me old age" card to earn (some of) your prisoner's trust, then shoving him out of a window; sticking a knife in the wall and hiding it behind a tapestry so you can shove a guy into it later; the whole scorpion thing.
What a guy!
as much as i adore the redwall post that's like: delicious food / countless deaths, it's never really the abbeydwellers who get slaughtered en masse, usually the vermin, so IMO the diary entry should be from the perspective of some luckless rat or ferret named like Soggyclaw like so
entry one: me and the lads pinched the grog off our ole capn and some biscuits that ain't stale yet and we sat around the fire and talked about the days out at sea back when we was pirates but now we're going to some place called redhall nabby where there'll be treasure for all of us and we'll get an even better ship than ole Bladedancer (wot a good ship). and then Stinky got up and did his dance and we all threw things at him becoz we hate em
entry two: a big stripedog came and killed all me messmates
Today I showed my friends The Short Patrol (The Long Patrol but Really Really Fast) Youtube video and one of my closest friends said "They should make this into a movie".
I basically speed-read Mariel of Redwall
These books read fast, but they also go by fast when you can't put the freakin' thing down, y'know?
The Redwall disord server is being quiet again. I should say something controversial to liven her up.
My current hot takes to wreak havoc options are:
- Constance and Fortunata would have made an excellent power couple, if given enough time (I’m thinking slapped together on a long quest with no other choice but to rely on each other. Constance tries to go it alone and doesn’t really care but keeps having to save Fortunata whenever she decides to go rogue and then one day Fortunata saves Constance and suddenly everything shifts)
- Friar Hugo is gay and in the closet and the way he is constantly holding onto his dock leaf symbolizes the way he clings to the heterosexual image he presents to the world
- if Reepicheep from Narnia and Martin the Warrior fought, I think Reepicheep would win
- the horse should have made a cameo in one of the books and he should have a traveling hedgehog who rides around on his back and climbed up and down with rope ladders and his name is Dinglechonk
- Matthias is clearly based on Luke Skywalker and then when questioned, I’ll say that they’re both young and really wanted to join a cult
Im open to suggestions.
(Not really going to do this. Probably.)
vermin warlord, day 1: boy that's a really neat mountain by the sea, I think i'll take it.
vermin warlord, day 9: i'm running for my life from the badger who has sworn vengeance on me for killing her hares
vermin warlord, day 10: hey hellgates is pretty nice
Time for the Tomodachi Life: Mossflower Island edition update - here's what happened so far (mostly just me observing and moving characters around on occasion XD) . Enjoy my "fanfic" as it may be XD
Click beneath the cut (it's kinda long so I made it easier for your dash)!
Fun fact: the beets are painted with actual beet juice.
If you have a pie crust recipe and a cheese substitute you can easily make this vegan.
@castingmysilver
Oh neat! This makes a lot of sense as a layer recipe. I normally just mix all the veg together and douse them in mushroom gravy…
I suppose I should say a thing or two about Netflix cancelling their plans for the Redwall adaptation, wot
Sighs. Netflix literally had rights to the WHOLE Redwall series that is basically tailor-made for adaptation. It's got excellent worldbuilding, memorable characters, talking woodland creatures with swords (which is already objectively peak fiction), feasts that would be GORGEOUS seen on screen, and stories that combine wholesomenss with loyalty, bravery AND courage.
Besides, Redwall isn’t some obscure, impossible-to-adapt mess. This is an amazing series that has been sitting around for YEARS with a fanbase just waiting to see it done well, with the budget it deserves!
And what's really annoying is that it’s not like there’s a lack of interest. Fantasy is quite popular right now. People love this kind of stuff! If anything, Redwall would stand out cause it’s not trying to be edgy or grimdark for the sake of it - it’s genuine, it’s adventurous and emotional!!
Thanks for reading my ramblings!!
-- Soop/Raven
Side Note: I think it would be cool if Cartoon Saloon did an adaptation of Redwall - their arstyle really fits it, if you get what I mean
I've just learnt Netflix cancelled Redwall series.
I can't believe that. Redwall series has so much potential, so for me it's an absolute tragedy.
I hope we'll still get a new film/series adaptation of Redwall some day...
What cartoon bad guy should have been a good guy ? Bonus Poll 2/2
Dr.Robotnik(The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog)
Dr.Robotnik(Sonic SatAM)
Dr.Robotnik(Sonic Underground)
Cluny The Scourge(Redwall)
Slagar The Cruel(Redwall)
Badrang The Tyrant(Redwall)
Nergal(The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy)
Hector Con Carne(Evil Con Carne)
Gaspar Le´ Gecko(Brandi And Mr.Whiskers)
Skeleton King(Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go)
The Huntsman(American Dragon: Jake Long)
Dark Dragon(American Dragon: Jake Long)
Badrang the Tyrant getting a redemption arc would have been awesome 😔😔 - Quinn
I’ll never let it go that Martin did not use a shield 🤣 (lovingly). It’s probably my favorite continuity error, because it played such an important part in Redwall and then it simply just did not exist in Mossflower. (Oh yeah and the hip scabbard. He wears the blade on his back…???)
My headcanon is that it was a gift from Salamandastron, which is also why it has the big “M” on it. (It just doesn’t seem like Martin’s style to have a big M in anything he owns)
And just how did it get to be part of a puzzle built into the abbey?
SO GLAD YOU ASKED! I fully believe that Gonff had a paw in making the whole riddle to where the sword was hidden. (And in other ways, he’s the one in the ghost world writing all the dream riddles/poems that Ghost!Martin delivers…there’s no way Martin is writing all of those.)
Also, yes I will never pass up a chance to draw Gonff with Gonflet. 😌
Redwall art envisioned as an 80's animated film look. (Milt Kahl / Don Bluth) --- I know nothing abt Redwall. I havent read the books and know very VERY little of its lore. Years ago I remember seeing a tv series but never finished it.
Male warriors in Redwall: I am going to stab you with this ancient sword forged by the greatest badger smiths in the land
Female warriors in Redwall: I am going to beat you to death with this actual piece of trash I found on the beach and you are going to thank me for it
And then they did give Triss the sword and she beat Kurda with the flat instead of actually using it like a sword.