DARK IN HERE, ISN'T IT?

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[louisegluckpdf]

its cause you always slouching toward that damn bethlehem

[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[3liza]

this was on one of the Anne Rice writing method reblogs and its so good but i know people will take it the wrong way and i want to post it here to preserve and honor it. because theyre right, her writing IS mid. i really really enjoy her work but she is not particularly good at it. and i think that is the most important aspect of conceptualizing of yourself as a creative producer that is performing non-alienated work: how "good" it turns out to be has nothing to do with 1. how much of it you will sell 2. how much people will enjoy it 3. how MANY people will enjoy it and finally 4. the effort you put into making it. developing skill and taste are DIFFERENT tasks from the actual production. let this inspire you

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[tlirsgender]

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

[tlirsgender]

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[rowanthefierce]

where was this kind of performance by england on wednesday lol

[rowanthefierce]

now france is making a comeback...

[spoiledmilks]

i really like this area

so i painted it

[segamascott]

[rowanthefierce]

where was this kind of performance by england on wednesday lol

[rustmarty]

this is killing me

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[despazito]

when i see an animal on my walk

[despazito]

they don't know yet

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.