Hottie McSnottie Comedy

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When I tell you I’m done I’m done but nobody ever listens. @angelo8417 @san312 I can’t stop laughing at this. It’s so spot on. . . . . . #getbaked #thisbudsforyou #weed #weedstagram420 #420 #nevermixalcoholandweed #drunkgirls #thisshitreallyhappened #baked #stickaforkinme #stickaforkinmeimdone #friday #throwback #thatswhatfriendsarefor #donttrythisathome #instaweed #absolutelyfabulous #patsystone (at New York, New York)

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In honor of 420 I’m posting my 420 shirt design I made for Christmas and also celebrating my 3rd day of personal Fitbit challenge. Hit and passed all my daily goals. This design was from a character I created (Amber Lagers) it was the punchline of the YouTube skit I did. . . . . . #420 #420life #weed #weedstagram420 #snoopdogg #idontputuptreesismokeem #smokeemifyougotem #puffpuffpass #kush #tgif #fridaygotmelike #fitbit #fitbitchallenge #design #goals #snoopdogg @snoopdogg this buds for you. #thisbudsforyou #getbaked

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I have been told my eye roll is demonic. I agree... People don’t understand eye rolling is as natural as breathing. I can’t help it. I have actually tried to stop myself but that only made me look spastic. The only way I can stop naturally is if stupidity ends and well that’s not going to happen anytime soon. So I created a meme for you bitches to enjoy. #eyeroll #memes #meme #🔥🍀😒 #bitchplease #gofuckyourself #bitch #salty #haters #demon now please enjoy the hashtags that have nothing to do with this post. #highlights #lastnight #nailpolish #cutenessoverload #wigs #studentlife #victoriassecret #dunkindonuts #zara #cupcakes (at New York, New York)

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Every year I get so excited for the beautiful weather I forget that I have been out of the sun for @ 9 months. Spent the entire day outside Sunday and got a really nice sunburn. But just a 3/4 length sleeve tan on my arms and hands and a boho tan (multiple strap lines). I call this one "it's not that bad, It only hurts when I breath". #sunburn #itrubsthelotiononitsskin #lotion #sunblock #ouch #tomato #burn #ithurts #🔥🍀😒#comedy #video #bohotan no please enjoy the hastags that have nothing to do with this video #humpday #birthday #tutu #coral #ring #fan #backpack #foodporn

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I don't know abou you but the word fragile means be fucking extremely careful. I call this "The raccoon ate ya package". #wtf #shit #stupid #gofuckyourself #🔥🍀😒#areyoukiddingme #HottieMcSnottie #fragile #usps now please enjoy the hastags that have nothing to do with this post #shirtlessguys #tbt #throwbackthursday #mood #model #spaghetti

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Meet Dayglow she's looking for a tall male. (Warning) It's that time of year. The shoreinites will be coming out of hibernation. Get ready for the mating season between Memorial Day and Labor Day. Stay clear of the females they are the dominant sèx of the species, Aggressive, loud and territorial. They will take you down for just looking in there direction. If you encounter one just find the nearest male of there species and thrust him toward her and stand back the mating rituals can get very messy especially in public. Avoid clubs at night its when they are at peak mating heat. #HottieMcSnottie #jerseyshore #theshore #summerbody #summer #spraytan #beach #comedy #video #clubbing now enjoy the hastag that have nothing to do with this post #tv #owl #sunset #breakfast #dinner

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Amber Lagers has been asked to be the spokesperson foe an new dating website. Hers is part of her interview. AMBER LAGERS Drinking 101 Lesson #3 Keep your standards low and you will always find a guy. #hottiemcsnottie #drunk #drinks #dating #wordsofwisdom #amberlagers #wtfisthis #comedy #video Now please enjoy the hastags that have nothing. To do with this post #tbt #throwbackthursday #bf #bff #relationshipgoals #chocolate #sunnyday (at New York, New York)

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Character: Becky from Walmart Occupation: Formally the 🔫 Department Walmart Skills: None. Oh wait being fired from every job she ever had. Becky talking about not knowing why she got fired from Target. (Incompetence) #beckyfromwalmart #target #🔥🍀😒#HottieMcSnottie #friday #hashtag #wtf #wtfisthis #funnyvideos NOW enjoy the hashtags that have noting to do with this video. #fridaynight #dance #netflix #chinese #traveling #boobs

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Becky from walmart as no clue what a Beyoncé is.... #Beyonce #jayz #beckywiththegoodhair #lemonade #bayalage #queenb #Beyoncé #behive #beckyfromwalmart #walmart #video #comedy #becky #HottieMcSnottie

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#Throwbackthursday to another video of Nikki “Dayglo” Polpetta. (Whoever understands the last name. Comment below what it means.) The only thing I hated about this character was the time it took me to get my makeup just right. 3hours☹️. This is the second video I did back in 2010. Never thought I get the chance to be her again. . . . .#jerseyshore #jerseyshorefamilyvacation #snooki #jwow #djpaulyd #paulyd #Dayglo #spray #imitalian #guidette #guido #meatball #gtl #tbt #trowback #cabsarehere #shorehouse #jsfamilyvacation @jerseyshore @snooki #jerzday #whatsinthebag #thering #mvp #smooch #smush #smooshroom (at The Jersey Shore MTV House)

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Couldn’t help myself... had to make it it reminded me of people always lying about having fake wigs/weaves.🤣 . . . . . #fake #horsehair #wig #weave #gif #funny #bitchesbelike #bitchplease #miley #mileycryus #whitehorse #tagabitch #funnymemes #bitchwhatthefuck #fakebitches #lol #silly #humanhairwig #blondehair #blondewig #brunch #seltzer #speaker #gold

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The time I played a guidette for a @thefatjewish video. #tbt that’s not a spray tan 👩🏽‍💼either and still have the outfit. Ready for #jerseyshore to come on tonight . . . . . #jsfamilyvacation #snookie #throwbackthursday #throwback #guidette #tan #clubbing #thefatjewish #actorslife #jwoww #gtl #mvp #jersey now enjoy the hashtags that have nothing to do with this post...#🍆 #🍟 #iphone #salt #down #bucketlist #plastic #stop (at New York, New York)

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In honor of @jerseyshore and @snooki I’m bringing back “Dayglo”. Never thought I would get to bring her back. Dusting off the wig and digging out that push up bra. #meatballs #forever. Was one of my favorite shows to watch. . . . . #snooki #jerseyshore #jerseyshorefamilyvacation #gtl #meatballs #meatballsforever #pickles #spraytan #tanning #familyvacation #dayglow #dayglo #guidette #guido #lavalette #paulyd #tbt #throwbackthursday #throwback #jwoww @djpaulyd @jwoww @vinnyguadagnino #puppies #cupcake #shoe #bag #brush (at The Jersey Shore MTV House)

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When your sister @wannapizzateresa has the same crazy personality as you. 2 grow ass women acting like teens. My spirit animal is a 17 year old me. #grr #rainbow #monster #monsterslippers #giggles #funny #sisterlylove #sisters #crazy #cozy #sister #related #twinning #🔥🍀😒 (at New Franklin, Ohio)

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I know I’m a chocoholic (it was my very first word after all) but my mom had to bundle up so much she looks like Gru. . . . . #snowstorm #snowedin #snowing #chocoholic #chocolate #gru #bundledup #funnyvideos #funnylady #itrunsinthefamily #mom #crazy #funnyshit #lmao #score #scorebar #stormquinn #storm #🍫 #❄️ ##summer #flounder #paperfood

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To that time I made my nephew into a meme. Here's to all the gingers out there... #ginger #gingerhair #redhair #redhead #memes #meme #funnymemes #funny #saturday now let's enjoy the hastags that have nothing to do with this post. #hangover #pasta #iphone #deer #sock #papafranku #turnip #blanket #hangnail #🔥🍀😒 (at New York, New York)

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Not my worst pic but comes close. #ifyoudontloveme #youdontdeservethat #meme #ratchet #whatsthis #crazy #beforeandafter #funnybuttrue #truth #beforecoffee #aftercoffee #ifyoudontlikeme #sexy #thatsme #dididothisright #funnymemes (at New York, New York)