my life be like....mmmmmyep

hey. im david. i watch anime and recently owned a velcro wallet.

[hotweiners-blog]

l8r sk8rs

[yaoi-is-paradise-deactivated201]

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

[countingmyfeathers-deactivated2]

Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable. 

[slavery]

@pc gamers

When’s your next gen console coming out your still on the original PC where’s the PC2

[zackisontumblr]

this is the money minaj, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!! 

[haramheaux]

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

[zackisontumblr]

see it really works!!

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

*thunder starts up* *rain pours* *throws off pants and runs outside* *lowers myself until my pussy is touching the wet concrete*

[mxsentienthouseplant]

In an unfortunate development, I am now awake

[a-spoon-is-born]

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

You are glorious. Tell everyone every day.

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

*thunder starts up* *rain pours* *throws off pants and runs outside* *lowers myself until my pussy is touching the wet concrete*

[weloveshortvideos]

A loaf of bread having a bad dream

[weloveshortvideos]

bYe

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via MatCro)

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

my cat wont fuck off

[hotweiners-blog]

Look at Nick's legs

[intoxicatingtouches]

I’m like a baby. Skin to skin contact is so important to me. No matter who it is, or if it’s intimate or not. A simple little touch, or lack thereof, can affect my whole mood.

[carudamon119]