Suggestive Dirty Talk Options
I find that the biggest obstacle in dirty talking is how to start it. That first thing you break the ice with. It can feel a bit awkward at first, but youâll quickly get the hang of it. Iâm a big fan of something I call the and then what technique. Basically you just start with a rather innocent question or statement and then evolve into the next natural thing that would happen. So you say something, and then pretend someone asks you âand then whatâ and then you answer that question.
So letâs pretend for a second youâre on top of your man, riding him cowgirl style and you want to spice it up a little.
Simply starting with a âyou like the way I fuck you?â Is enough to break that awkward ice. Heâll answer yes of course. And then what? âthen imagine how Mark (using names of actual guys you know works amazingly) would feel if I fucked him like thisâ
âI would bounce up and down his cock just like this. Heâll get to feel how tight your wifeâs pussy isâ
âthen I want him toâŠ.â
My husband is very much into hearing stories about guys I used to fuck so this one is his favorite type of dirty talk. The way it goes is when I give him a handjob, blowjob or even ride him, I would say something like âyou like the way I stroke your dick?â (asking if he likes it is always a great way to break the ice and initiate dirty talk without feeling awkward). This always gets me a very enthustiastic âYES!â to which I answer something like âthis is exactly how I used to stroke [name of guy I used to fuck]âs cockâŠâ (pause for dramatic effect) âexcept⊠His was a lot bigger than yoursâ. This line alone is usually enough to almost bring him over the edge, and if not itâs a great way to go into more details - how did it feel to stroke a much bigger dick, would you do it again, perhaps the guy used to get so horny that he would fuck you before you could finish the handjob, etc. Details, details, details, I canât stress it enough.
Fair warning: not everyone is into hearing about your past! Make sure your husband is into that before springing this on him.
This one is super easy because you donât feel like youâre talking dirty, youâre just saying whatâs on your mind. So the way it works is to watch porn with your man and simply make comments about the movie playing. Particularly about the guy and what you like about him. Compliment his dick, go into details about what you like about him, think out loud like âI really wish I could get fucked like that one dayâ / âlook how big his dick is. He would make me cum so fast with thatâ
If youâve fucked someone who reminds you of the guy, by all means tell your husband about it. Watching a porn with a guy whoâs fucking some girl senseless and hearing your wife drop the bomb that the guy is the exact same size as some dude she dated in college is a sure way to make your husband look at the porn and all he will see is you being fucked right there on the screen. Very hot for both of you.
This is a really simple but very effective technique that is easy for new dirty talkers and is guarantueed to drive him crazy.
In a nutshell what you do is ask him some questions that all leads to a yes. With each question the intensity in what youâre asking increases. Thereâs something crazy hot about this almost confessional way of talking dirty and being âforced to admitâ your deepest fantasies. This is a great way to get yourself going, and to test out boundaries.
Optional: let him know ahead of time that youâre going to ask him questions and if he says no just once, he donât get to cum. See what heâs willing to say yes to - just remember these are forced and horny yesses expressing what he likes in the heat of the moment. They donât necessarily count in real life.
âwould you like it if i did this to another guy?â
âwould you let me pick any guy i want?â
âwhat if i want a guy whoâs bigger than you, would you allow that?â
âdo you want him to fuck me hard?â
âwhat if he makes me cum really hard, can you handle that?â
âwhat if he makes me scream out his name, can you still handle it?â
âcan I fuck him right here in our bed?â
âwould you allow me to fuck someone Iâve dated before?â
âeven if he really knows how to fuck me good?â
âwhat if I want him to fuck me while you wait in the other room, will you do that?â
You get it, just continue like this. Make the questions increasingly more provocative and test his boundaries, maybe even cross them if you know he can handle it.
This method works extremely well if youâve been teasing and playing with him for a while, keeping him right on the edge and heâs SO close now that you can make him cum any second.
All there is to it is asking him âdo you want to cum?â heâll answer yes almost pleading. And thatâs when you drop the O-bomb. The O-bomb is some of the blue thought you put into his head and force him to cum to before he can even react.
For example: he just said yes he wants to cum. You then say âgood. I want you to cum while you think of me cumming all over (name)âs big dickâ and then you simply force him to cum before he even gets a chance to react. As heâs cumming you keep feeding him the thought over and over until heâs done. âyes, cum while you imagine how he makes me screamâ etc.
My personal favorite. One thing is to talk about imaginary stuff that could maybe some day happen. Another is to talk about stuff that actually already happened simply by telling him a story about some incredible hot sex youâve had, either because the circumstances where hot, because the guy knew what he was doing and fucked your brains out or the guy happened to be seriously hung.
This is also super simple for you because you dont have to make anything up, you simply just tell what happened and describe the situation.
Donât worry about elaborate descriptions or anything. Trust me heâll ask you to elaborate when he hears something he likes. Just describe what happened and how it felt for you. Especially the âhow it feltâ part is very important.
Now in the safety rules i told you to talk about what he likes and dislikes without touching him so his arousal wonât reflect his answers. This time you do the exact opposite. Simply have a conversation about what he likes while slowly touching his dick. Thereâs something really hot about just talking while casually stroking him. And youâll be able to measure his response simply by the way his dick throbs, which is incredibly hot.
How to start it: just casually ask him a question about his likes and as he answers you slowly start touching him while asking him more questions.
The close your eyes and imagine
Sometimes it can be a lot easier if your husband canât see you when you talk dirty.
âclose your eyes. Do you like my hands on. Your dick? Now imagine i was doing this to another guy. Stroking his big dick just like this. I would be so turned on knowing it isnât you. My pussy would want to feel him inside me. Imagine how he would push me down and fuck me. Imagine how i would gasp when he starts to stretch me. How I would scream when he goes deeper than you.â
Do you see how the above also make use of the and then what technique to tell the next part of the story?
Now, I know reading about it and actually doing it is two very different things. When youâre first starting out I actually advice you to plan out your dirty talking. This might not be as sexy and spontaneous, but while youâre still getting the hang of it itâs nice to be a little prepared so you donât run out of things to say. I would also advice you to start off doing it while giving a handjob, as you will have a much easier time focusing on what to say than if you were giving a blowjob or having sex.
Letâs break the ice with an innocent âdo you like the way it feels when I stroke your cock?â
When he says yes I would then say something like âgoodâŠ. Now close your eyesâ wait for him to do it.
Then: âwould you like it if I did this to another man?â - âyesâ
Then: âyou know, [name of ex / bull / fantasy guy] used to love when I stroked his dick. Of course his was a lot bigger than yours, I could barely close my hand around itâ
Then: âdo you like that, thinking about how I used to stroke his big cock?â - âyesâ
Then: âhaving that big cock in my hands always made me feel so tiny and hornyâ
Then: âdo you want me to show you how I used to suck him?â - âyesâ. Then put all your effort into giving the best head you have ever given.
Then: âmmh⊠Can you imagine how good his cock must have felt in my mouth? I used to suck him just like that until he came in my mouthâ.
By now he should be getting pretty close, so itâs time put on the finale. Ask him âdo you want to cum?â - âyesâ. Start stroking him faster.
âtell meâŠâ - make him say that he wants to cum.
âI want you to cum while you think of me getting fucked by [name]. He would always make me cum so hard. Imagine how I used to scream his nameâ - if you really want to go all out you could start moaning the name of this other guy, whether thatâs your bull, an old fling, your husbandâs friend or who ever you like to fantasize about.
Do you see how easy it flows from do you like it, to imagine itâs someone else, to describing how you used to do or would do it on someone else?
With time it will come naturally and you wonât have to plan ahead, but to begin with itâs nice to have an idea of how you want to start it, how you want to end it and how you bridge that gap.
There you have it. My secrets to driving your husband wild. Now go⊠Make him lose it.
