fitting

venio - to come and go  

[milsae]

Wolf and a crow, yes it’s my fav combi prints / stickers

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[maximetemple]

[humoristics]

How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell

credit

[regularlesbian]

shes just a dense, thick bitch

[stokewithoutsound-blog]

[bettedavisgf]

i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic 

[shiftingpath]

[helicoils]

she fell asleep

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[glitchcaze-blog]

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

[allsaidanddun-deactivated201802]

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro

[yesterdaysprint]

Daily Independent Journal, San Rafael, California, November 21, 1955

[radicalseabies]

*plays overwatch for 5 seconds*

[freak-phone]

a personal hourly comic

a few weeks ago i had… probably the most baffling interaction with another person i’ve ever had

[westfailia-deactivated20240822]

in techno-catholicism you vape the communion wine

[seriousjones]

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[soup-erb]

[tachiikoma]