I am not your rolling wheels
I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky...
I am not your blowing wind
I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon
I am the night
Meet Audrey Schwartz, a monster hunter, psychopomp, hedonist and werewolf. What can she say, when you've been around for 400 years you've got to stay busy somehow yeah? So are you gonna sit in the corner and stare at your shoes all night kid? Life's too short for regrets!
To the tune of:
So you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, it's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark, turn and face the strange changes, I traveled the world and the seven seas, might as well jump, someday you'll know where you are, hit me with your best shot, don't give a damn bout my bad reputation, addicted to love
Rules, info, links and sundry under the cut
Hi, I'm Tora, thanks for stopping by! I'm rebooting this blog after being away for a while and I can't edit the original pages I made but things have changed a bit so feel free to ignore those. Most of what you need to know will hopefully be here to keep things easy.
About me:
I like vintage scifi, animation and weird media. I'm currently playing housewife and recovering from burnout after being my grandmother's caregiver for five years. I'm still figuring out how to have a life of my own so if I seem distant or disinterested, I promise I'm not, I'm getting used to talking to people again. Please be patient with me, I've got a lot to sort out for myself rn.
I'm well over 30 and have been rping for something like 10 years. I like both long and short rp forms, I'm not too heavy on formatting (I'm stuck on mobile) and I mainly enjoy action and adventure themed threads with lots of character and relationship development. Audrey's primary ship is with Hanael @crosshairsdemon to whom she's married. Neither of them are serial monogamists while they're apart but they're very dedicated to each other which most other relationships will reflect. Further details here. Shipping is according to chemistry and written threads. Basically I'm open to the idea of shipping with Audrey but it's not my focus and it'll require extensive plotting. If you've got an idea tho, hmu! I don't mind NSFW stuff on my dash at all, but smut will be exclusively with Hanael. Mainly I enjoy things that make me laugh, tho I'm not above some juicy angst and drama lol. Audrey has her own main verse and an extensive timeline to work in but I'm very open to creating new ones. My biggest inspirations currently are The X Files, Hellsing, Hellboy, and the supernatural and strange.
Rules:
Fandoms I will not interact with because they do not spark joy: Hazbin Hotel etc., Wicked, Harry Potter, Stranger Things, Good Omens
Firstly: This blog is for fun. I'm here to have fun and I want you to have fun too! If you're not enjoying our character dynamic, if the starter or reply isn't working for you, if you're not having fun, please tell me asap! I'm always happy to workshop things ooc so we can make a better story together! And if that doesn't work I will not be upset if you feel like you need to unfollow to spend your time better elsewhere! But please do not let something pass and sit and fester until you're miserable and can't take it anymore, that's no good for anyone here. RP is a hobby for fun, but it takes all of us muns working together to make that happen. Thank you.
That said, if I follow you I think you've got something cool going on and want to play! It may take me a moment since I'm busy but bear with me. I'll do the same for you, I know we've all got lives and obligations offline. Take your time. Please no weird drama shit, I'm here for fun. Audrey can be an asshole but I don't want that to bleed into a relationship ooc. If I approach you for rp and you're not feeling it, please feel free to softblock me. I'd rather not hang around waiting on someone who's not into it wondering what's up.
Special note: this is not an ABO blog, I'm not interested in it unless it's to do something genuinely interesting with the trope.
About Audrey:
Born around 400 years ago to a werewolf and a human in Swedish Livonia, Audrey's had a busy life. There's been ups (fighting demons during the French Revolution) and downs (working for a vampire crime lord in the 60's) and run arounds (eating zombie Hitler?), but that's how it goes innit?
Audrey is inspired mainly by the story of Thiess of Kaltenbrun and was written to be at home in the Hellsing manga canon but is flexible for most other settings. It means she's rather OP but I try not to take advantage of that, it'd spoil the fun!
Faceclaim: Stephanie Beatriz in Brooklyn 99
Height: 5'5"
Sexuality: Swinging both ways, sometimes with a bat
Likes: food, rock music, dancing, sex, video games, old movies, scifi, sticking her nose where it doesn't belong
Dislikes: the ocean, small spaces, ghosts, gods, faeries, being looked down on
Morality: Chaotic Neutral leaning towards good. Sometimes.
Strengths: Persistent, resourceful, generous, caring, independent
Flaws: Impulsive, overconfident, capricious, blunt, overbearing
Abilities: super strength, speed, senses and regeneration. Wolf transformation (partial and full), shadow manipulation, shadow wolf transformation, dimension walking, sin eating, some telepathy. Impeccable sense of direction. Skilled in firearms and bashing skulls with her steel staff.
Weaknesses: silver and wolfsbane. An injury caused by either one will heal at a much slower rate. Loses control of her shifting powers without her wolf-belt. In that case she is forced to transform during the full moon as well as the preceding and following night. She maintains her humanity during her transformation at these times but can lose that coherence under stress.
Personality: Outgoing, passionate, pragmatic loud, Audrey is determined to live a life without regret by doing what she believes is right. Loyal to her friends, deadly to her enemies, although the two are rarely distinguished by their morals. She travels far and frequently for her job but enjoys making friends whereever she goes and adding to her constantly growing adopted family. She’s honest, often to the point of rudeness but she expects honesty in return and dislikes lying and deceit. Ironically she’s become very good at twisting her words and hiding the truth without actually lying herself. Although she often acts without thinking, she means well and tries her best to help those around her. She's at home with flings and one night stands and flirts easily, tho she tries to respect boundaries if they're laid down. Outside of sexual relationships, she tries to be a mentor and a problem solver although she sometimes causes more problems than she solves. It doesn’t help that she’s extremely confident in the rightness of her actions, particularly when they may be morally questionable.
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