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‼️Minor‼️—Just trying something new and trying to meet some people :)

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Yeah so my mom just came in and told me while I was at work I’m allowed to go now 🧍‍♀️

Oh well at least you can go?? Ur mom is coocoo tho

[hour2hour-note2note]

Right but why the switch up what is going on

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[christian-zelda]

Canon: And so they lived happily ever after

Fanon: But what if they didn’t?😈

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

Canon: And so they died alone and scared

Fanon: But what if they didn’t? 😊

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Gng.. my parents and sister are going on a trip this weekend and they just decided they didn’t want to take me. They leave tomorrow.

What. Fuck do you mean they’re just not taking you?? Bro.

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah they’re just not taking me 😗✌️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Genuinely pissing me off and for what bro?? Who the fuck in tgeir right mind or any mind for that matter woukd think that it’s acceptable to just not bring one of their kids???

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah right. Thank you.

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

IM SORRY THEY TOOK FUCKING MONEY FROM YOU AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO GO???

[hour2hour-note2note]

YES OMFG 🧍‍♀️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Girl give me your addy I’ll fucking kill your parents <3

[hour2hour-note2note]

🩷🩷

[hour2hour-note2note]

love Simon reference....... gay person.......

BAHAHAHAHA

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Gng.. my parents and sister are going on a trip this weekend and they just decided they didn’t want to take me. They leave tomorrow.

What. Fuck do you mean they’re just not taking you?? Bro.

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah they’re just not taking me 😗✌️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Genuinely pissing me off and for what bro?? Who the fuck in tgeir right mind or any mind for that matter woukd think that it’s acceptable to just not bring one of their kids???

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah right. Thank you.

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

IM SORRY THEY TOOK FUCKING MONEY FROM YOU AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO GO???

[hour2hour-note2note]

YES OMFG 🧍‍♀️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Gng.. my parents and sister are going on a trip this weekend and they just decided they didn’t want to take me. They leave tomorrow.

What. Fuck do you mean they’re just not taking you?? Bro.

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah they’re just not taking me 😗✌️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Genuinely pissing me off and for what bro?? Who the fuck in tgeir right mind or any mind for that matter woukd think that it’s acceptable to just not bring one of their kids???

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah right. Thank you.

[dogpuppy]

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

@hour2hour-note2note

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Gng.. my parents and sister are going on a trip this weekend and they just decided they didn’t want to take me. They leave tomorrow.

What. Fuck do you mean they’re just not taking you?? Bro.

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yeah they’re just not taking me 😗✌️

[hour2hour-note2note]

Can you put me out of my misery I am actually so upset rn

I’m so sorry babe ☹️ what happened?

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

A lot but I’m feeling kinda better about it I could dm you if you want

[hour2hour-note2note]

If you need too, I’m here 🩷🩷

[whothefuckismadeline]

i wish i could rewatch nbcs hannibal without skirting on the edges of cardiac arrest

[idc0o]

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

[hour2hour-note2note]

Can you put me out of my misery I am actually so upset rn

I’m so sorry babe ☹️ what happened?

[dogpuppy]

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

@hour2hour-note2note

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Good vibes for work or nah?

Yes yes very good very good

[hour2hour-note2note]

Yess thank you smookums

[hour2hour-note2note]

Hey babes you know how I’m on a road trip? And how I’m on my fucking way home?? Well this is the second time a tire has popped!! We’re fucked!!!

wtf I’m so sorry 😭😭

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

It’s okay fr papa put on his big boy pants and changed it but we’re getting a new tire in like 10 minutes

[hour2hour-note2note]

Oh yay!!