✨ Nicock ✨

💛🤍💜🖤 They/She/It 💛🤍💜🖤 ✨I like to talk about video games ✨ ✨ 23 ✨ ✨ Don't be mean to me or I'll cum ✨ (minors DNI) (If you're a minor and I accidentally followed you pls block me)

[telltaletypist]

marking homestuck down as "a landmark work of queer literature" in an effort to piss off as many people as possible

[telltaletypist]

the problem is that it's kinda true

[cad-comic]

[niyarest]

grooming

comms | Twitch

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[mx-post-stuffs]

comm work ! ! !

[vevader3]

Can I be bracket in this 🥺

[kira-serialfaggot]

Just saying if you did this to me and then punched me in the stomach I'd cum

[1percentcharge]

blood

[prismit]

nice argument. unfortunately, 100% accurate 140 base power STAB normal type special move, whose only drawback is that it can't be used twice in a row, on a pokemon whose base special attack stat is 135 and whose ability ignores opponents' evasion, prevents its own accuracy from being lowered, and allows it to ignore ghost types' immunity to normal and fighting type moves.

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[meowsapow]

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

[wildzero]

what’s jopping gamers

[downwithpeople]

did you guys know the acting Don of the gambino crime family was assassinated in 2017 and it was the first time a don got assassinated in decades but it wasn't a mob hit it was a qanon cultist who was trying to make a citizen's arrest on the guy like he'd tried to do on multiple politicians by now and he believed that trump would protect him which is why he turned up for his hearing with qanon sigils scribbled on his hands and at the moment the trial is suspended cause the dude's a fruit loop and he's probably gonna get killed if he goes inside because the mob ain't what they used to be but paying one dude to kill one guy should be something they can swing. anyway i learned this because i was trying to figure out who the gambinos are beefing with because my bf asserted that the opposite of Childish Gambino would be Adult Dracula

[puppiitraining]

I'm soo quickly realizing I just want to be the puppy in a poly relationship.

Like, let me love you unconditionally?? give you all the kisses?? cuddles anytime of day?? a set of holes for everyone to use because I'm your cute puppy?? The house pet. Everyone knows it too. God- just. god I want that so fucking bad!! Let mee be the family dog!! I'll treat you all soo good I promise! Woof 🥺

[rosedominatesyou-deactivated202]

The family dog 😵‍💫 yeah that sounds good I’ll take one of those pls

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[trash-bandicoot-official]

[peel-this-off]

[kuromi-hoemie]

[epilepticsaints]

[transskywardsword]

I love speed runners

[transskywardsword]

to those asking: welcome to restaurant%, where you help ganondorf rebuild his life as a humble restaurant owner by building a restaurant around him as fast as possible without getting murked

[thememedaddy]

[shailion]

Reminds me of this from civilization 4