House of Idiot

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[thewritehag]

“‘Twas beauty killed the beast,” said the Dean, who liked to say things like that.  No it wasn’t,“ said the Chair. “It was it splattering into the ground like that.

Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett (via teapotdragon)

[ludaprilgate]

[alenantonowa]

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[sosuperawesome]

Qian Shi on Tumblr and Society6

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[bespokecats]

Omg

[geobrarian]

I am here for that pomegranate look. 

[emrysmerlyn]

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

[thecutestofthecute]

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

[thatveganwhiterose]

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

he is trying to clap his paws i am too fragile

[pagets-archive]

The year is 2040, our president is a plant.

[goodassdog]

[plasmalogical]

water bill $10,000

[deathathon-deactivated20210902]

shes worth every cent

[obviousplant]

The zoo is more fun with made-up facts. See a bonus fact on Facebook.

[charliecox]

me

[irritationknot]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[houseofidiot]

conventionally attractive person: there's nothing sexier than being yourself! be comfortable in your own skin!!

me, real life goblin with no prospects and a burden to my family:.......right

[jonboniver]

listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government

[wineauxrineaux]

I don’t watch much tv so this is either a game of thrones reference or I missed a big moment in the Hillary campaign

[houseofidiot]

Airport security: do you have anything to declare?

Me, backpack full of mangoes: no

[vivienvalentino]