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The owl didn't see it coming
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Daily News: New Species of Bird Found in Bunkum Lagoon
"I think it's just inbred," comments El Jeff.
is this it
-Nex
NO!
FUCK!!! guess i'll have to keep looking...
is this it.
-Nex
Daily News: New Species of Bird Found in Bunkum Lagoon
"I think it's just inbred," comments El Jeff.
is this it
-Nex
WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS FUCKING THING MY HOUSE IS CURSED
-Nex
The long finger.
I HAS MULTIPLE LONG FINGERS WHAT AREYOU TALKING ABOUT
-Nex
WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS FUCKING THING MY HOUSE IS CURSED
-Nex
kirko can u shake ur butt
NO. this is harrassment /pf
-Kara
CHARACTER LIST:
NEX/DREG (HE/HIM, THEY/THEM) - rather unstable and moody Wrath Demon/Drunk. he just wants love :(
KARA (SHE/HER) - edgy misanthropic Human girl who's obsessed with Drunks. (she's the same person as Kirko, just Kirko is her as a Drunk.)
TARU (HE/HIM) - very timid Drunk, not good at speaking his mind.
HYPER/HORACE (HE/HIM) - stoic but easily flattered Drunk. rarely seen around, likely very busy with his royal duties.
super drunk, are you a homosexual?
...what the drunkard? what is that?
oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?
maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33
-Kirko
well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.
i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️
you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.
-Kirko
heh. i appreciate the compliments.
but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.
.....
maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.
super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???
sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.
-Kirko
understandable...
maita: kekekekkeeke.....
super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!
allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...
-Kirko
(they die)
um... uh. um.
anyways...
I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT. ...uh... want to hide the body or should i try out my necromancy skills? i don’t think i’d be too good at it but it’s worth a shot.
-Kirko
(the body explodes)
...WHAT THE FUCK.
sorry for my language. that caught me super off gaurd.
well... uh... guess we don’t need to hide the body then... keheh... does this sorta thing happen often? *she gives a nervous smile.*
-Kirko
ehhh. i guess its normal? i only saw it happen a few times under where we live.
you’ve seen people explode before? that’s... concerning. but also slightly comedic.
-Kirko
super drunk, are you a homosexual?
...what the drunkard? what is that?
oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?
maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33
-Kirko
well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.
i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️
you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.
-Kirko
heh. i appreciate the compliments.
but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.
.....
maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.
super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???
sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.
-Kirko
understandable...
maita: kekekekkeeke.....
super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!
allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...
-Kirko
(they die)
um... uh. um.
anyways...
I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT. ...uh... want to hide the body or should i try out my necromancy skills? i don’t think i’d be too good at it but it’s worth a shot.
-Kirko
(the body explodes)
...WHAT THE FUCK.
sorry for my language. that caught me super off gaurd.
well... uh... guess we don’t need to hide the body then... keheh... does this sorta thing happen often? *she gives a nervous smile.*
-Kirko
super drunk, are you a homosexual?
...what the drunkard? what is that?
oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?
maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33
-Kirko
well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.
i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️
you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.
-Kirko
heh. i appreciate the compliments.
but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.
.....
maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.
super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???
sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.
-Kirko
understandable...
maita: kekekekkeeke.....
super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!
allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...
-Kirko
(they die)
um... uh. um.
anyways...
I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT. ...uh... want to hide the body or should i try out my necromancy skills? i don’t think i’d be too good at it but it’s worth a shot.
-Kirko
super drunk, are you a homosexual?
...what the drunkard? what is that?
oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?
maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33
-Kirko
well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.
i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️
you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.
-Kirko
heh. i appreciate the compliments.
but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.
.....
maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.
super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???
sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.
-Kirko
understandable...
maita: kekekekkeeke.....
super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!
allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...
-Kirko
super drunk, are you a homosexual?
...what the drunkard? what is that?
oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?
maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33
-Kirko
well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.
i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️
you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.
-Kirko
heh. i appreciate the compliments.
but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.
.....
maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.
super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???
sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.
-Kirko
apparently, tumblr doesn't let you use color-coding on reblogs. that's a bit of a pain in the ass but i suppose it doesn't matter. after all, i think it's a bit more formal and cooler if i use a signature. maybe i should sign it KM like i do with the journal i'm beginning to write. :))
super drunk, are you a homosexual?
...what the drunkard? what is that?
oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?
maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33
-Kirko
well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.
i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️
you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.
-Kirko