House of Monsters

ask blog and general bubble bobble-posting blog (run by @teensy-universe)

[ur-daily-inspiration]

The owl didn't see it coming

[shiftythrifting]

Anon submissions may not work on tumblr anymore, so we have our e-mail inbox open once more for emailing your finds!

[fairuzfan]

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

[seobot]

[bunkum-news]

Daily News: New Species of Bird Found in Bunkum Lagoon

"I think it's just inbred," comments El Jeff.

[houseofmonsterz]

is this it

-Nex

[bunkum-news]

NO!

[houseofmonsterz]

FUCK!!! guess i'll have to keep looking...

is this it.

-Nex

[bunkum-news]

Daily News: New Species of Bird Found in Bunkum Lagoon

"I think it's just inbred," comments El Jeff.

[houseofmonsterz]

is this it

-Nex

[houseofmonsterz]

WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS FUCKING THING MY HOUSE IS CURSED

-Nex

[hearts4fatclown-deactivated2024]

The long finger.

[houseofmonsterz]

I HAS MULTIPLE LONG FINGERS WHAT AREYOU TALKING ABOUT

-Nex

[houseofmonsterz]

WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS FUCKING THING MY HOUSE IS CURSED

-Nex

[houseofmonsterz]

kirko can u shake ur butt

NO. this is harrassment /pf

-Kara

[houseofmonsterz]

CHARACTER LIST:

NEX/DREG (HE/HIM, THEY/THEM) - rather unstable and moody Wrath Demon/Drunk. he just wants love :(

KARA (SHE/HER) - edgy misanthropic Human girl who's obsessed with Drunks. (she's the same person as Kirko, just Kirko is her as a Drunk.)

TARU (HE/HIM) - very timid Drunk, not good at speaking his mind.

HYPER/HORACE (HE/HIM) - stoic but easily flattered Drunk. rarely seen around, likely very busy with his royal duties.

[the-cave-of-monsters]

super drunk, are you a homosexual?

...what the drunkard? what is that?

oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?

[houseofmonsterz]

maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.

i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️

[houseofmonsterz]

you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

heh. i appreciate the compliments.

but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.

.....

maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.

super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???

[houseofmonsterz]

sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

understandable...

maita: kekekekkeeke.....

super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!

[houseofmonsterz]

allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

(they die)

um... uh. um.

anyways...

[houseofmonsterz]

I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT. ...uh... want to hide the body or should i try out my necromancy skills? i don’t think i’d be too good at it but it’s worth a shot.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

(the body explodes)

...WHAT THE FUCK.

sorry for my language. that caught me super off gaurd.

[houseofmonsterz]

well... uh... guess we don’t need to hide the body then... keheh... does this sorta thing happen often? *she gives a nervous smile.*

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

ehhh. i guess its normal? i only saw it happen a few times under where we live.

[houseofmonsterz]

you’ve seen people explode before? that’s... concerning. but also slightly comedic.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

super drunk, are you a homosexual?

...what the drunkard? what is that?

oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?

[houseofmonsterz]

maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.

i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️

[houseofmonsterz]

you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

heh. i appreciate the compliments.

but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.

.....

maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.

super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???

[houseofmonsterz]

sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

understandable...

maita: kekekekkeeke.....

super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!

[houseofmonsterz]

allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

(they die)

um... uh. um.

anyways...

[houseofmonsterz]

I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT. ...uh... want to hide the body or should i try out my necromancy skills? i don’t think i’d be too good at it but it’s worth a shot.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

(the body explodes)

...WHAT THE FUCK.

sorry for my language. that caught me super off gaurd.

[houseofmonsterz]

well... uh... guess we don’t need to hide the body then... keheh... does this sorta thing happen often? *she gives a nervous smile.*

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

super drunk, are you a homosexual?

...what the drunkard? what is that?

oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?

[houseofmonsterz]

maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.

i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️

[houseofmonsterz]

you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

heh. i appreciate the compliments.

but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.

.....

maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.

super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???

[houseofmonsterz]

sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

understandable...

maita: kekekekkeeke.....

super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!

[houseofmonsterz]

allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

(they die)

um... uh. um.

anyways...

[houseofmonsterz]

I DIDN’T MEAN TO DO THAT. ...uh... want to hide the body or should i try out my necromancy skills? i don’t think i’d be too good at it but it’s worth a shot.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

super drunk, are you a homosexual?

...what the drunkard? what is that?

oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?

[houseofmonsterz]

maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.

i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️

[houseofmonsterz]

you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

heh. i appreciate the compliments.

but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.

.....

maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.

super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???

[houseofmonsterz]

sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

understandable...

maita: kekekekkeeke.....

super: hrmm.. this maita is about to drive me insane... theyve been buggin me all hour! it makes me wanna throw a whisky bottle at them!!

[houseofmonsterz]

allow me. *she bonks Maita on the head with her staff/cane, not enough to leave a mark but enough to startle.* keheheheh...

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

super drunk, are you a homosexual?

...what the drunkard? what is that?

oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?

[houseofmonsterz]

maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.

i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️

[houseofmonsterz]

you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

heh. i appreciate the compliments.

but. even as a leader, i probably lied atleast once or twice.

.....

maita: hee hee..... i got something to show you, super. its a masterpiece.

super: I- W. WHAT KIND OF 'MASTERPIECE' is THIS???

[houseofmonsterz]

sometimes lying is necessary. i would know, i’ve made a couple of elaborate disguises before. and maybe stole a couple things... but that didn’t come from me. and i don’t think i’m gonna comment on that art, as anything i’d joke about would likely be inappropriate. keheheh.

-Kirko

[houseofmonsterz]

apparently, tumblr doesn't let you use color-coding on reblogs. that's a bit of a pain in the ass but i suppose it doesn't matter. after all, i think it's a bit more formal and cooler if i use a signature. maybe i should sign it KM like i do with the journal i'm beginning to write. :))

[the-cave-of-monsters]

super drunk, are you a homosexual?

...what the drunkard? what is that?

oh! rainbows! are you making a rainbow islands reference, teensy-universe?

[houseofmonsterz]

maybe. would you like a weepy, super? they’re my favorites. :33

-Kirko

[the-cave-of-monsters]

well.. i guess i can share a little secret with you guys.

i love little weepies. they are one of my favorite species on insect island. so.. sure ❤️

[houseofmonsterz]

you are so based super based is internet lingo for truthful, i believe.

-Kirko