shit show

yeah idk either

[kirby97]

Perhaps it's just because I'm a short woman who happens to enjoy both frilly dresses and sex, but I get so mad when people say Ariana grande or Sabrina carpenter are encouraging pedos by uh .... being short, enjoying cute things, and enjoying sex. I'm sorry some adult women are very cute and hot and like sex. And it literally has nothing to do with children. The people accusing them of being creeps are the ones inserting children into the discussion at all. (hyumjim voice) And I'm NOT supposed to be creeped out by that???

[kirby97]

This post got me blocked by a mutual but I don't care I'm an advocate of women expressing their sexuality EVEN IF they have committed the crime of being short.

[churchrummagesale]

August 2017, town by the sea

[preacherboyd]

House M.D. | 6x19 The Choice

[homestuckinning]

[mousegirlheart]

you need to run your fingers along her stretch marks and also kiss them. it's vital.

[diioonysus]

favorite artists (10/10): john anster fitzgerald (1819-1906)

[cannibalchicken]

[outofcontextgarf]

[virtualgirladvance]

Relationships are easy, you show her the eroticism of the machine and she shows you the eroticism of nature

[steampunktomboy]

Robot cock in tree pussy

[virtualgirladvance]

ROBOT 👏 COCK 👏 IN 👏 TREE 👏 PUSSY

[meltedgallium]

What about tree cock in robot pussy?

[virtualgirladvance]

Sounds illegal but that means it must be good

[throathole]

This is going to make me burst into tears

[americanette-deactivated2024033]

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

[loiswasadevil]

Don't call him dull There are nicer ways to say things, Yes he isn't always the smartest and it leads to antics But he is a Sweet Person with Genuine Intentions

[americanette-deactivated2024033]

do you think jesus was talking to peter griffin

[loiswasadevil]

Yes, I literally assumed this was a Family Guy Script quote. You might know if you watch the show that Jesus is literally a character within the Show.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

New Hall of Fame Tumblr takes for the museum

[skiplo-wave]

[stopcallingmeafurryiswearimnotok]

@carbonmonoxide-detector

[carby]

@carbon-monoxide-detector you seeing this shit?

[carbon-monoxide-detector]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

[romanticnaturalism-deactivated2]

[seabois]

Saoirse Ronan in ‘The Cult of Beauty’ photographed by Steven Meisel and styled by Grace Coddington for Vogue US December 2011 Death and the Maiden: Recalling the iconic image of Sir John Everett Millais’s Ophelia, Ronan captures the troubled heroine’s fateful scene. Saoirse wears a Balenciaga silk crepe dress, silk-and-cotton top and bracelets.

[dykemcqueen]

the death of 8tracks made you all so bad at making playlists i fear. good ship or character playlist is max 16 songs and devastatingly perfectly crushingly curated. it should make sense musically, if not across the playlist, then at least from song to song. GRADIENTS of genre. think about this before you make a 200 song ship playlist that includes both maroon 5 and mitski. Think on it

[eveninginparis]

anti-misery collar by maddie gourney

[b4tzzzz]

[ironelkarchive]

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something 

[cozcat]

[supericelight]

Nekkid is when you’re naked and up to mischief.

[catchymemes]

[thatnonb1ny-cvmslut]

Babe are you okay, you reblogged "plague doctors fixing each others cloak" fifteen times today

[tranny-physiccs-deactivated2024]

Gener :0