technically legal

i've resorted to blogging. main

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rip newsletter :(

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[twentydaysofmay]

looks like you're having difficulties with your operating system. of the technical kind, to be exact

[computer-bouquet]

based on a true story

[image id: the "you're crying from home alone?" seinfeld meme, except jerry asks "you're crying from the tom scott: england lovell telescope video?" and george's subtitles have been scribbled out so he just says "yeag" (sic). end id.]

[janop1]

Ep. 16 - Worcestershire

(via. If I get this wrong, 50,000 people will hear it.)

Tom Scott: England - 16/??

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PLEASE DONT CUT YOUR HAIR

[duncebento]

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

[duncebento]

you know what? no. i'm done apologizing.

[twentydaysofmay]

thanks to gary brannan, we all know about richard blackwood's coffee enema, but the way he presented it made it sound a lot less insane than reality.

i assumed that someone simply put one of those bottles up him and squirted a bit of the liquid in. what gary didn't mention:

the detox session was happening in thailand over the course of a week

there were 3 other celebrities with him undergoing the exact same procedure

the amount of coffee being poured into their bodies was 18 LITERS. 18 CUBIC DECIMETERS OF COFFEE SOLUTION GOING INTO THEIR STOMACH FROM THE OTHER END.

they had to do this twice a day. for seven days.

(a tiny part of me hoped that it was 18 liters total. but no. it seems it was either 18 per day or twice a day.)

some of it is even available on youtube. it's insane.

[coolsnake]

maybe I’d enjoy going to school if…

This was the uniform

This was the textbook

This was the teacher

And this was the subject

[nottithonus]

Excuse me

[janop1]

Ep. 15 - Warwickshire

(via. I launched the Mighty Trebuchet!)

Tom Scott: England - 15/??

[c02c38]

can't fucking stand this guy!!

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internet archive ily wayback machine ily 🫶

[tomscottsredshirt]

tom stop being pretty challenge (impossible)

[cat-boy-tom]

reblogging this again with my tags cos i just needed to say it twice

if you bottled up all the beauty in the universe and boiled it down into the shape of a man you’d get tom scott

[hoverpub]

big fan of trebuchet-induced heavy breathing. for normal reasons.

[hoverpub]

it's not over yet!!!!!

[melbush]

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog