tomcat

❀ he/they/idk ❀ professional dumbass ❀ always bored ❀ obsessed with that (formerly) red shirted british man ❀

[cat-boy-tom]

welcome!

my name is Tomcat (he/they)

i mostly just reblog stuff but if my life ever gets interesting i’ll make an original post, or if not i might just bring back the fake stories of the good old days. you get to guess.

stats

intelligence 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑

strength 🌘🌑🌑🌑🌑

cringe 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

gay 🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑

spite 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌖

will to live 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑

ass 🌕🌕🌖🌑🌑

special moves

aspiring town cryptid (startles conservatives)

tom scott enjoyer (increases gay/will to live)

level 10 - bonus special move: crying

future nerd (requires item: multiple brain cells)

village idiot (confuses enemies)

geese (geese)

inventory

unfinished crochet

a cool rock

crumbled leaves

the souls of those who crossed me

a oatmeal raisin cookie

fuckin bangin bazongas

[lunardestark]

Happy pride ! have some pride flag versions of the jet lag logo. I made the image pretty high quality so you can print them as stickers if you want 🌈

[thatimageoftomscott]

dreamt that one of the upcoming videos was tom trying a period simulator and also wax play???

😭😭 he should totally do the period simulator.

[thatimageoftomscott]

SPIDER! SPIDER IN MY BED 😭😭😭

i have abandoned this ask unanswered for so long, i sure hope that the spider has been dealt with by now.

[cat-boy-tom]

threw my phone at it, we good

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[letheyim]

The fruit was never an apple.

[puppygirllaika]

at some point in your life you are going to do or say something racist, sexist, or otherwise bigoted. Your goal is not perfection, your goal is to be the kind of person that the people you've hurt feel safe being honest with when that happens.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[silestra7]

THE HAIKU BOT AWAKENS

[big-smiling-monkey]

IT HAS BEGUN

[kissycat]

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

[kissycat]

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

[heateron]

lou reed of the velvet underground, 1974.

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[vastwinterskies]

how am I supposed to go to the supermarket without cavalry support

[stardustparker]

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck