Howard's Horrible Blog

I mostly just reblog stuff here that I enjoy or want to be able to find later. I may make an original post someday, but who knows?

[howardviva]

Are you more disappointed by your SPORTS TEAM or your SON? LIKE for your SPORTS TEAM, SHARE for your SON. COMMENT how many DIET PEPSI you've had today.

[howardviva]

Waiting for the day "in this economy?" jokes don't land.

[dietranch]

hospitality

[smbc-comics]

You also have chickenbutt, but honestly it's the least of your worries.

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[howardviva]

On Great Adventure's Skull Mountain, the ride operators use hand gestures to determine if the currently boarding train of passengers will experience the normal ride, or if they'll be sent to the snake pit.

You see them giving a thumbs-up while a train is leaving the station? Normal ride. The previous train arrives with no passengers? They went to the snake pit.

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[haaarpb]

the poop blood comic has forever imprinted itself onto my brain so thanks for that

well i am shocked to hear that because it is probably one of my strangest

like what the hell does this mean

[dogpuppy]

[iemon-pxl]

"rain"

[pocketss]

ouuh brother

[iresart]

lugiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[hellenhighwater]

Well those are allllmost done

[codebreakerblue]

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

[hellenhighwater]

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

[jackfromthefairytale]

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

They're actually a really dark purple

[fishofthewoods]

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

[hellenhighwater]

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

[nobodywasneverhere]

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

[hellenhighwater]

The heart wants what the heart wants

[fred-the-dinosaur]

this reads like a muppet sketch

[fred-the-dinosaur]

see? See!??!

[hellenhighwater]

You're not wrong

[hellenhighwater]

This post is less than six months old.

[zwoelffarben]

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

[anomymous2]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pokemonarchive]

Trick or Treat 🎃 (2021) Illustrator: Mari Inoue

[lgbtranswoman]

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

Men are not inherently Evil

Everyone has the capacity for evil

Transgender Men are men

Transgender Women are women

Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)

Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement

Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators

Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"

Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.

[lgbtranswoman]

This post has given me 80k notes and a blocklist longer than my follower+following count.

Happy 80k to what should be basic common sense/knowledge but is instead divisive because people are either transphobic, hate men, or both.

[crawfishcomic]

Peephole People

[just-ghaleon]

[invincible-heaven]

I know this line won't be in the remaster 😅

*Edit: I had always thought this line was improvised by Working Designs (as a lot of their translation was) but it turns out he says this in the original Japanese too. Iconic