its been a long day

my name is matt and hoo boy do i want to gorge on some cup o noodles rn

[poisondartlesbian]

“Onward will feature the first gay characters in a Pixar film” yeah and it’s THEM

[duckydrawsart]

Onward has my whole heart 💙

It’s now on Disney+ in the US! Please go watch it so we can cry about it together ;w;

[proxypunch]

Coco was like "death is not the end of a person, they leave but we can still remember them"

Onward was like "life is now and sometimes you gotta move on but you can still grieve"

Soul was like "life is what you make it, your life is not set in stone when you're born"

Idk why death has been a common subject in pixar lately but damn do I be needing it

[sinditia]

okay here's what ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATES me though.

wanda was never looking for a fight. she was never hostile. she marched in and politely asked for what's rightfully hers. we see how she could've stormed in and just take what she wanted easy as fuck. but she waited until she was allowed in.

and then she left. she didn't hurt anyone. she didn't pick a fight. they showed her the dismembered and defiled corpse of her love, her soulmate, like he's nothing but computer parts, like an object, and she still left, quietly and peacefully.

AND HAYWARD STILL TRIED TO FRAME HER AS A VILLIAN.

I'm gonna fight that white boy with my bare hands i swear to god

[spokenitalics]

watching wandavision is like.......is it not enough to watch a deranged witch force a whole town into participating in the misbegotten recreation of beloved american sitcoms because she'd rather live in a fictional world of her own making with the reanimated corpse of her robot boyfriend and two children she may or may not have stolen from the devil himself than face her own trauma and loss and grief? must the mcu be involved as well?

[exsistentialwhining]

The BESTIE POTENTIAL between Jimmy Woo and Darcy is ASTRONOMICAL and if they don’t become best bros I will in fact scream into the void

[emilycarey]

thinking about how wanda has laughed and smiled more in wandavision surrounded by strangers than in any of the films she’s been in with her fellow avengers

[spider-starry]

Like Wanda Maximoff, I too create fake scenarios in my head just cause I hate reality.

[missbliss12]

An Ode to Comfort TV.

I am quickly falling into the tenderness and thoughtfulness of this artful tragedy… 

[weltenwellen]

Jonice Webb, Running on Empty: Overcome Your Childhood Emotional Neglect

[anarchblr]

“What is more astonishing is the fact that parents will strip themselves of everything, will sacrifice everything for the physical well-being of their child, will wake nights and stand in fear and agony before some physical ailment of their beloved one; but will remain cold and indifferent, without the slightest understanding before the soul cravings and the yearnings of their child, neither hearing nor wishing to hear the loud knocking of the young spirit that demands recognition. On the contrary, they will stifle the beautiful voice of spring, of a new life of beauty and splendor of love; they will put the long lean finger of authority upon the tender throat and not allow vent to the silvery song of the individual growth, of the beauty of character, of the strength of love and human relation, which alone make life worth living.”

-Emma Goldman, “The Child and Its Enemies” (1906).

[bellaxiao]

[brazenbewilderment]

Ayyyyyye!

[laysiaprincess]

I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[mielodie]

[earthnation]

*open rp*

[aquus]

EARTH NO!!!

[earthnation]

DONT fuck with Galactic Empress Reba

[aquus]

reba-san… i cannot allow you to proceed no matter what!

[earthnation]

i applaud your moxie young lady but…

do you really think you have the power to stop me!?

[aquus]

i know you’re powerful reba..and to be honest..im afraid…scared to death even…

but then i realized something! life is scary sometimes! hard even! and sometimes you’ll have nowhere to go!

but as long as you have good friends who love you by your side…as long as you have someone to fight for..theres no way you can lose!

we’ve been charged with protecting this world..its people..their feelings…are all in our hearts!

CRESCENT BEAM SHOWER!

[earthnation]

now if you’re done with these little games…

THEN PERISH SAILOR MOON

[aquus]

A classic

[spratwurst]

Mayor Lewis be like the only bus leading to and from our town is broken, the local farm is abandoned, the community center in ruins, the last museum curator ran away with everything we had, I can't provide housing for all my citizens, there's garbage everywhere, but if my relationship with Marnie becomes public my political career might suffer :/

[newtssss-deactivated20210119]

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

I stole this from the wikipedia page about cheddar cheese. Those are cheeses aging in a cave.

[raisincouncil]

Why is Santa there?

[theweirdwideweb]

It’s a cave.

[wormspeddler]

why isn’t this on @wikipediafoods

[twentymuleteamborax]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

[lazorsandparadox]

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

[tumblingoverstars]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth