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howbizarre on Ao3 mostly i post about my fics sometimes its jus my stream of consciousness

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sometimes i forget that i had a minor gambling addiction for a couple months lol wut

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im glad my parents never found my diary when i was a kid cause i was just straight up writing rpf about the people in my life and that shit was definitely nsfw. drawings included.

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deadass so high i nearly just googled 'what is thoughts?'

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ngl i wanna sit in the cuck chair

thats how lazy i be sometimes

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would you ever be interested in it writing an ilyuca fic with shane in it? either as someone who meets them after they get together or as someone ilya is with but leaves for luca? just wondering, also love your fics just the way they are 🤍

hi!

im definitely not interested in writing one where its a shane/ilya/luca throuple or threesome

idk if youve read all my fics yet, but shane is mentioned in gstaad as a bit of background.

and i do have plans and ideas for shane in a later part of my gap year fic.

tho i am taking a bit of a break atm because im struggling to get words down so idk when that will be updated in all honesty

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ilya doesnt seem the type to admit to sh but he does seem the type to scratch an itch till it bleeds because it's soothing

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i made an offhand joke about pissing on my partner and they looked at me very seriously and said "you want?" and my brain just shortcircuited cause i love reading watersports but surprisingly i have never participated and now im conflicted

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i had a dream last night that ilya and luca from my au series were older and went to berghain and they were dressed in all black and super cool not try hard and the reason they got in was cuz the bouner noticed ilya was wearing a really subtle collar

and then my dream skipjumped and ilya and luca were sucking an older mans cock together and making out over it

🥵

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i just had a flashback(?) of the time i saw my boss and my manager (might i add were married to different people) on the cctv of the place i worked and they thought they were alone (i lived where i worked dont ask)

and then my boss came upstairs to the cctv room but by this point i had left the office (real stealth) and taken photos (lol) and was super chill (i was high as fuck making a mars bar smoothie) and he went to the office for a min then left and i went back in the office and he TURNED THE CAMERAS OFF

so i am 99.99% they fucked where the customers ATE FOOD

anyway. i left that job (and moved out) soon after and my boss coincidentally also gave me a leaving bonus (bribe to keep quiet but he didnt say that he just gave me a look)

but really i wasnt going to tell anyone because it was already an open secret and they were so bad at hiding it.

anyway. i knew they both divorced at some stage through the grape vine and my boss lost his business and idk if its because he was bad at business/with money or if his hot (now ex) wife took all his money (as she should)

my manager had blocked me on fb FOR YEARS and she just popped up on my 'people you may know' and its a new account (lol) and theyre in a relationship together

this post isnt going anywhere i just wanted yall to enjoy the drama

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yall im just gonna start posting random shit and my stoned thoughts and airing dirty laundry (my own included)

haha whos gonna stop me tho??

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but... but what if shane was a furry? and went to conventions? and had a really elaborate fursuit and established fursona??

WHAT IS HIS FURSONA??

would he be a bear (because he saw ilyas bear tattoo??)

or like a puma?? thatd be sick as

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you know theyre a keeper when they still eat your arse during a heatwave 🙌

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i always loved cowboys dont cry

thought it was a really fun song and now.. well now its made its way into my unofficial grieving playlist and i wont be able to listen to it without tearing up just a lil and thinking about the dead people in my life

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am i alone in thinking ilya would have a hairy hole 👀

i said what i said. i know the man grooms. but i think he keeps it hairy 🥵

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i dont watch love island but i want to watch zach and bryce discover each others bodies 👀

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i wanted to get my chapter out but its nowhere near finished and i got just a lil too high to actually write because now im too self aware of my hands so cant use them and my thumbs feel like spider legs

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headcanoning that cliff is actually pansexual but doesnt realise it

he just assumes that everybody feels this way