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Oh my god. If I wasn’t gay before, this would have finished the job.
100 Questions!
Hey Zuka friends! I know I only pop over to Tumblr every once in a blue moon, but I found this old thing in my journal yesterday and thought it might be fun for everybody to fill out.
Credit as much as I can: @caithion originally translated this questionnaire and posted it on LiveJournal back in 2006. The Japanese page where the questionnaire came from has been taken down or moved, so I can't link to it.
I updated some of the questions -- you can check out the original post but it seemed kind of dated asking about stars from the early 2000s so I changed them to current stars.
The word 'seito' has been kept to refer to Takarazuka actresses, rather than 'star' or 'sienne'.
I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.
I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard
Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing
corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs? me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”
Musical “Mata Hari” Today the premiere show in Osaka
This Essence of the Dream series is kind of amazing.
Slow dance with you I just want to slow dance with you I know all the other boys are tough and smooth And I’ve got the blues And I wanna Slow Dance with you
i heard that new iconic wlw song marceline sings and i had to??? i had to
help, my wife finally got her hair cut from super long to a super cute butch style and it’s making my gay heart flutter
Wao Youka as Phantom (Sora 2004) 💕💕 Such a powerful voice 🤗 She IS Phantom like Asami Hikaru IS Lucifer in Datenshi no Namida 😊💕
61 days into filming. What we are doing tonight has a slightly melancholic tinge for me. It’s a scene Terry Pratchett had always talked about with me when he was alive: We were going to be extras in a scene in a sushi restaurant and eat lots of sushi. Except Terry isn’t here, and without him I don’t have the heart. Meanwhile, Michael Sheen is wonderful and Jon Hamm is a delight. Ah, but I miss Terry.
I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.
#and a nECROMANCER is the main character (x)
yeah but he’s cute so
Where the hell did supergirl get her ears pierced? Always has bothered me.
I mean did she get someone with a kryptonite needle to do it? Did she spend a day under a red sun lamp for it? Did she get them on krypton? Did she have Clarke do it? Use her own laser vision?
Her younger self didn’t have pierced ears.
WHERE
DID
SHE
GET
THIS
DONE
Could they be magnetic?
No they clearly go through her ears.
Ok heres her pierced ears in the midvale flashback episode when shes a teenager
NO FUCKING EAR HOLES AT ALL
WHO THE FUCK PIERCED HER EARS
HOW?
I WANT AN EPISODE COVERING THIS.
*beats table*
I DEMAND ANSWERS
I will never be able to unsee this now.
Goddamnit. It would have been perfectly reasonable for her to have her ears pierced on Krypton, but I can’t argue with that screencap.
WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR EARS PIERCED KARA
『The Sky Is on the Banks of the Red River / Citrus Breeze -Sunrise-』
Starring Makaze Suzuho and Hoshikaze Madoka
Maa used some of her final moments on the Tokyo Takarazuka stage to personally endorse Soragumi’s new Top Combi of Makaze Suzuho and Hoshikaze Madoka. After calling ‘Yurika’ onto the stage with her (to a chorus of cheers and ‘ooooh~’ from the audience), Maa called for Madoka to join them. She asked the audience to love them too, and Makaze and Madoka were visibly struggling to hold back tears.
This is literally the most selfless thing I’ve ever seen a Top Star do, let alone in the final moments before her retirement, which are usually all about them. To me, this sums up a lot of Maa’s character, and how she always went above and beyond to give those around her the chance to shine. I’m going to miss her a lot.
If you had asked me what my favorite color was fifteen years ago I’d have said ‘black’ cause I was a super angsty goth teen.
If you had asked me what my favorite color was ten years ago I’d have said 'blue, or maybe red, I guess,’ cause I didn’t really know myself and I was uncomfortable in my skin.
If you had asked me what my favorite color was five years ago I’d have said 'dark red,’ cause I was in the depths of depression and I felt like it was the only color that fit me.
If you ask me what my favorite color is today, I’ll tell you 'hot pink motherfucker!’ with a smile on my face cause I’m a butch trans woman and I like pink and that’s okay.
Like whatever you like, and don’t apologize.
Have a nice day.
JESUS TEA
So it’s Flu Season again, and this recipe for Tea To Fix What Ails You was given to me by a Christian friend, and I’ve taken to calling it JESUS TEA due to it’s miraculous properties. Even though it, technically, contains no tea. This tea is as caffinie-free as anything processed in a US plant can get, but be sure to check the provenance and all ingredients in case of allergies.
You will Need:
A Bigass Pot, becuase this is something you make in large quantities
working stovetop
those lil cloth sachets you use for wassail/empty teabags/those lil reuseable loose-leaf tea steepers.
Recipe:
about a quart of water
1 cup apple cider
about half a lemon’s worth of juice
a shitwhack of honey- try to get as local as possible and generally the less-processed the better if you want to build a resistance to local allergens. If you have allergy concerns or don’t like the taste of honey, go ahead and use more processed stuff/another sweetener instead.
three tablespoons/three bags chamomile tea
three tablespoons/three bags rooibos tea
teaspoon crushed cloves
1 cinnamon stick (more if you like it spicier)
¼ tsp nutmeg
1/8 tsp cayenne or white pepper
Bring water to a simmer in the pot. Add the chamomile, rooibos and spices to steep about 4-5 minutes or longer if you like tea-flavored tar which given you have the flu you probably do. Add Cider, Lemon Juice and Honey until dissolved. Drink all of this in the course of an hour to stay hydrated, make more pots as needed or until you pass out.
FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS: gargle warm salt water first for as long as you can, it’ll break up the mucus in your throat and soothe the soreness.
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Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think