How Do I Cook Things?

Sometimes I know how to cook things. Let me teach you how to cook things.

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Roasted Brussels Sprouts Recipe

Brussels sprouts are simply seasoned with salt, pepper, and olive oil, then slow-roasted in a very hot oven until darkest brown. They are the perfect combination of sweet and salty, and make for perfect snack leftovers straight from the fridge the next day!

Did you know that brussel sprouts don’t have to taste like ass?  I mean they do if you steam them...so don’t do that.  

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Roasted Cabbage Recipe

Roasted cabbage, seasoned with garlic powder, red pepper flakes, and salt, is a quick and easy side dish for weeknight dinners.

Did you know that cabbage didn’t have to suck?  It doesn’t.  

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Creamy Pork Chops (Keto/Low Carb/Gluten Free) - What's In The Pan?

This is a Keto friendly version of the Creamy Pork Chop Recipe with only 7 grams carbs per serving. Pork Chops are dredged in Almond flour and creamy sauce is thickened with either Xanthan gum or Parmesan cheese.

Pork chops aren’t the cheapest food around, but they are a decently affordable option for a protein, especially if you get a good deal (looking at you guys, Target and Aldi).  And they look impressive as hell.

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Cauliflower Pizza Crust

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Did I say mac and cheese and chicken nuggets were my favorite foods?  Jk, it’s pizza.  NY PIZZA wtf is this Chicago shit????

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Cheese Taco Shells for a Low Carb Taco Night!

Have a low carb taco night with these Cheese Taco Shells made from baked cheddar cheese formed into the shape of a taco! It's an easy keto dinner recipe you're going to love!

I’m a white kid and I grew up loving all things tortillas: flour tortillas cold out of the fridge, tortillas chips, enchiladas, tacos, etc., and when I went keto I realized I didn’t just miss the taste, I missed the beautiful, amazing vessel of food that a tortilla is as much as it is a food itself.  What I eventually learned is that is answer to my no carb problem was cheese.  I should have known that cheese is always the answer

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"Mock" Garlic Mashed Potatoes

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Would you ever say no to mashed potatoes?  Maybe I’m a sucker, but I couldn’t.  And I love me some Food Network, but hey, guys, you’re making it hard on yourselves.  Buy that cheap frozen cauliflower you can steam in your microwave (thank you Target, love you forever) and then puree it.

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Cauliflower "Mac" and Cheese Casserole

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At the ripe old age of twenty-four, I suppose I’m an “adult,” even though my list of favorite foods is topped with mac and cheese and chicken nuggets.  In my old age, the carb crash hits harder, and so I sacrifice my pasta for cauliflower 😝.  Tbh, it doesn’t totally suck balls...

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Avocados got me like 😍😍😍😍😍

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Baked Salmon II Recipe

Here's a great recipe for baked salmon that is not only delicious, but also quick and easy. Fresh parsley and lemon juice keeps this dinner light.

Salmon isn’t stupid expensive when you buy it frozen and frozen salmon can still be stupid delicious.  Also impressive AF!

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Roasted Green Beans Recipe

Simply roast fresh green beans with olive oil, salt, and black pepper until browned to bring out their nutty flavor.

Looking like an adult is simple...eat vegetables and pretend to enjoy them.  I suggest roasting them so you can actually enjoy them. 

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Crispy and Tender Baked Chicken Thighs Recipe

Seasoned with a simple spice blend, these delicious baked chicken thighs yield crispy yet tender, succulent results!

One of my fav cheap proteins is chicken thighs...that skin is goooooooooooooddd.

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Cooking is rough...

...I’m going to try to help.  Keyword is “try.”