[snulbug]

[frogonapumpkin]

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

i hate it. 0/10

this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

it’s Awful. -5/10

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[decadenthumor]

[apologeticallyfat]

Lol same

[haunted-camaro]

…

[blueandredbarababe-deactivated2]

ME

[gaypeopletwitter]

[30minutememes]

[yimmypee]

this shit literally has me drooling with laughter every time is see this

[yimmypee]

she tried to use fake blood out of a tube because she was so high that she ate the blood capsule she was supposed to use and it coated the entirety of her mouth except for a single front tooth and every time i see this screenshot i literally go ballistic

[thoodleoo]

careers for women that we need to bring back

amazon warrior

bare-breasted huntress of artemis

decrepit cave sibyl

beautiful nymph, companion to the gods (water edition)

beautiful nymph, companion to the gods (forest edition)

witch who calls the gods of the afterlife on people she doesn’t like

[classicslesbianopinions]

this is sorceress who lives alone on an island turning men into pigs erasure

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[peachywise]

john mulaney looked so stunned to win the emmy because now his immortal life is recorded in history, so 100 years from now when a historian asks him why he looks so much like that emmy award-winning comedian, he’s going to have to throw his money clip in order to distract them

[noblegambit]

Now he’s thrown them off their rhythm

[ostolero]

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

[chaoticnasty]

Stop

[hellsite-yano]

Let them speak

[howellowls]

Um hey so I just met dan and phil

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

[bimulder-deactivated20250518]

ok if yall have never seen a jenna marbles/julien solomita video i am begging you to PLEASE watch this because it’s literally the most incredible thing you will ever watch in your life

[amateur]

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

@carlos-palmer-thescientist

[dalaminaubis]

[milest3hr4t]

Someone needs to film this, put it on youtube, and register it as an ad and run it against everything.

[rockerchicktravellinwidthedoctor]

Oh god imagine the confusion that would ensue

[milest3hr4t]

SOMEONE DID IT

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Iconic

[accountingbro]

Another day of being gay in theory and not in practice